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22 hours ago, Bevo said:

That dude in the middle looks like Lazlo from Real Genius.

 

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Nah, looks like a young Tommy Chong to me. 

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7 hours ago, trythisathome said:

Does Chris Naggar still have some eligibility somewhere? 

Someone go find that Naggar

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1 minute ago, TXs said:

Someone go find that Naggar

Profile photo checks out. 

Honesty I’ve seen ULM play. . . 
If their Offense scores anything over 14, I’d definitely be upset and confused

the defense is better than the offense but that’s really not saying much. . 
 

Texas 59

ULM 7 

 

If you’re not a subscriber to Texas Homer he’s really good and broke down ULM really well. . 

Pretty good breakdown 

https://youtu.be/0bWypzInEBM

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Going with something like a 42-24 win. We are incredibly young and unproven. Think we’ll see flashes of brilliance with a bunch of “wtf?” moments.  

21 hours ago, Constant said:

Please tell me this kid will play this year. 

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Little Orphan Andy??? Carrot Top???

Hmm today I learned on Surly that there are only a fixed number of touches per game for a player. It is apparently impossible to increase the number of touches by having them participate in more plays than they otherwise would have. Impossible. 

24 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Hmm today I learned on Surly that there are only a fixed number of touches per game for a player. It is apparently impossible to increase the number of touches by having them participate in more plays than they otherwise would have. Impossible. 

I misread it. People were talking about it like it was as something new and unstoppable, so I thought it was something beyond simply having Rojo block and Bijan play slot in pass situations. We saw that last year at times, so I was confused by the wording. My bad

 

Sidebar: I would rather see that out of 2 backs sets anyway and motion Bijan around to cause more confusion 

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10 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I misread it. People were talking about it like it was as something new and unstoppable, so I thought it was something beyond simply having Rojo block and Bijan play slot in pass situations. We saw that last year at times, so I was confused by the wording. My bad

 

Sidebar: I would rather see that out of 2 backs sets anyway and motion Bijan around to cause more confusion 

My suspicion is that you will see that as well. 

3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Lance St. Louis, DS, Gilbert (Az.) Williams Field

Well what the fuck about Lance St. Lunatics?

 

 

Also, fuck KRob being 4th on the depth chart. I get he's not an APB by any stretch, but he's clear cut number 2 if Rojo is nogo.

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Well what the fuck about Lance St. Lunatics?

 

 

Also, fuck KRob being 4th on the depth chart. I get he's not an APB by any stretch, but he's clear cut number 2 if Rojo is nogo.

This is false. J Brooks is a bad mother fucker. He's real fucking good. 

16 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is false. J Brooks is a bad mother fucker. He's real fucking good. 

Yep. Plus, one of the girls in my office says that he is really nice. Might be a good interview if you haven't used him previously.

All the RBs will play. Bijan is by far the number 1. But we are fucking multiple mother fuckers. We’re gonnna fuck up the DCs… do you even fucking GO GO?

On 8/29/2022 at 9:52 AM, Lou_Sassle said:

I dont think we'll score 70 if Bijan gets -143 yards rushing...

You're not funny, Lou. Give it a rest.

27 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

You're not funny, Lou. Give it a rest.

I dont know... your mom thinks I'm pretty funny

52 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

You're not funny, Lou. Give it a rest.

 

24 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I dont know... your mom thinks I'm pretty funny

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Sorry to thread jack but is the jumbotron visible from the northern part of section 101. Found some tickets and trying to take the family to a game.  Been a while since I have been in DKR. Thanks in advance.

3 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

Sorry to thread jack but is the jumbotron visible from the northern part of section 101. Found some tickets and trying to take the family to a game.  Been a while since I have been in DKR. Thanks in advance.

The jumbotron is basically meant to be the GameDay TV for everyone not close enough to the field to understand what's going on. You'll see it. 

11 hours ago, immamac said:

This is false. J Brooks is a bad mother fucker. He's real fucking good. 

I'm not discounting Brooks. I just want to see the other Robinson get some more carries in the absence of Rojo. He brings more speed to the field which seems to be Sark's MO.

On 8/29/2022 at 8:12 AM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Boogie Knight? Seriously?

What he looks like 

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What I thought of 

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20 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Your mom brings more speed to the field 

My mother is a wonderful lady! You shut your whore mouth now!

19 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

They have to find a place for K Robinson. Get your athletes into space and let them work.

That's the gist of it. I'd think differently if Rojo was 100% but if there's any doubt, put the other Robinson in after Bijan does his thing. He showed to be pretty shifty last year with the few reps he received. 

 

Brooks' time to shine will be next season once Bijan and Rojo are gone, imho. Unless Baxter and/or Wisner come in and stake their own claims (Baxter has more of a chance as I think he's an EE), Brooks is the only other RB we have (currently) that has that "every down back" type of game to him. 

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

They have to find a place for K Robinson. Get your athletes into space and let them work.

The problem is he has terrible hands, so it really limits how he can be used. Until he can even routinely catch swing passes, it will be hard to get him the ball a whole lot. 

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1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

They have to find a place for K Robinson. Get your athletes into space and let them work.

Dp 

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41 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Brooks' time to shine will be next season once Bijan and Rojo are gone, imho. Unless Baxter and/or Wisner come in and stake their own claims (Baxter has more of a chance as I think he's an EE), Brooks is the only other RB we have (currently) that has that "every down back" type of game to him. 

RIP Blue, I guess.

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44 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Brooks is the only other RB we have (currently) that has that "every down back" type of game to him. 

Coach Hayes disagrees.

 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

What he looks like 

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What I thought of 

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What I thought of…

 

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33 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

The problem is he has terrible hands, so it really limits how he can be used. Until he can even routinely catch swing passes, it will be hard to get him the ball a whole lot. 

I thought Bama was tryi,ng to make a slot receiver out of him?

So nothing so far from $9.95ers about who's running 1st team in practice the last two days?

22 minutes ago, cochamps said:

I thought Bama was tryi,ng to make a slot receiver out of him?

They tried but then moved him back to RB. 

13 hours ago, taybo20 said:

All the RBs will play. Bijan is by far the number 1. But we are fucking multiple mother fuckers. We’re gonnna fuck up the DCs… do you even fucking GO GO?

You are implying infinite gas and zero brakes.

1 hour ago, JBJ said:

RIP Blue, I guess.

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Blue is going to push for a major role next season. He is damn good. 

2 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

My mother is a wonderful lady! You shut your whore mouth now!

That's the gist of it. I'd think differently if Rojo was 100% but if there's any doubt, put the other Robinson in after Bijan does his thing. He showed to be pretty shifty last year with the few reps he received. 

 

Brooks' time to shine will be next season once Bijan and Rojo are gone, imho. Unless Baxter and/or Wisner come in and stake their own claims (Baxter has more of a chance as I think he's an EE), Brooks is the only other RB we have (currently) that has that "every down back" type of game to him. 

Jaydon Blue would like a word with you.

Texas 52

ULM 13

Bijan with 160 total yards (120 rushing and 40 receiving)

Sounds like Jaydon Blue got good hands too.  Sark should be able to deploy Blue similar to what he's doing with Bijan at the slot.

1 hour ago, westexhorn said:

Sounds like Jaydon Blue got good hands too.  Sark should be able to deploy Blue similar to what he's doing with Bijan at the slot.

Nah man, we're moving Blue to safety.  

14 hours ago, CoachTex said:

Sorry to thread jack but is the jumbotron visible from the northern part of section 101. Found some tickets and trying to take the family to a game.  Been a while since I have been in DKR. Thanks in advance.

You’ll know what’s going when you see #8 or #5  is running down the field alone with a dozen people following them.  You should be able to see the Jumbotron though.

45-9 Texas

Bijan: 135 Yds Total. 85 Rushing 50 Receiving

19 hours ago, texifornia said:

Texas projected to win 50-11

 

Is Baylor on tv?  I want to see Albany get the one point safety for their only score.

4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

The problem is he has terrible hands, so it really limits how he can be used. Until he can even routinely catch swing passes, it will be hard to get him the ball a whole lot. 

 

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Texas 55 ULM 9

 

Bijan total yards: 150 (101 rushing, 49 receiving) out by halftime. 4 total td’s (3 rushing, 1 receiving. 10+ broken tackles.

19 hours ago, immamac said:

This is false. J Brooks is a bad mother fucker. He's real fucking good. 

Agree, scouts were supposedly raving about Brooks just by watching practice last year, as a freshman.

6 hours ago, JBJ said:

RIP Blue, I guess.

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6 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Coach Hayes disagrees.

 

 

4 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Jaydon Blue would like a word with you.

Buhbubu but what about Brooks (and the others I mentioned)? 

Blue is another awesome speedster I'd love to see on the field. I'd give the edge, pardon me, EDGE! to Brooks just because his body type and he's probably better at pass protection at this point in their careers. 

That said, we've got a fucking awesome RB room with champagne problems!

 

Blue supposedly has terrific hands out of the backfield. He and Brooks in a two-back set would give a ton of versatility. 

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