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god damnit spurs, you are at home against ten men with a ligue 1 team down a man.  BURY A FUCKING GOAL

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1 minute ago, sidis said:

god damnit spurs, you are at home against ten men with a ligue 1 team down a man.  BURY A FUCKING GOAL

and just replaced two defenders with two new defenders 

5-1 Barca, Lewa with a hat trick

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richarlison, you beautiful evertonian bastard!!!!

37 minutes ago, sidis said:

COYS...beautiful son richarlison needs to bury two in second half.

From your lips to gods ears. 

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41 minutes ago, sidis said:

COYS...beautiful son richarlison needs to bury two in second half.

i expect every single one of you spurs goobers to rep the shit out of this.

12 minutes ago, sidis said:

i expect every single one of you spurs goobers to rep the shit out of this.

Oh you’re going with that?

5 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

oh shyt. atm por...

 

late drama!

I just see the score - what the heck?

Crying Porto kid is about to become a meme. 

1 minute ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

How do you leave Griezmann completely unmarked on the last play of the game?

Joe Gomez has left the chat

22 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Crying Porto kid is about to become a meme. 

Is there a Crying Pool kid from today?

Just now, MoJames said:

Is there a Crying Pool kid from today?

Not that I'm aware but given Naples is a war zone, most supporters wisely chose to stay away. Some of the players did as well. 

I'm guessing Liverpool fans are wishing they were locked out of a CL match twice in a row

Kate with the long hair down...come to daddy

So no interesting games today huh?

God I really want Bayern to curb stomp barca today.

Bayern is Bayerning Barca again. Sane starting to look like pre knee surgery Sane. 

Good day for the Bundesliga and former managers of the Bundesliga. 

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tip of the cap to lizzie for the liverpool win.  if it wasn't for stupid marseille fucking up my parlay with them, liverpool, bayern, and brugge, i would have been happy for them.

3 hours ago, mdmost said:

Good day for the Bundesliga and former managers of the Bundesliga. 

Yeah, Tuchel didn’t get a loss today!

Univision pregame hostess has nice legs

4 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I know which of these games has my attention

The one where Kepa is in goal? It's always special!

17 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The one where Kepa is in goal? It's always special!

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3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Dortmund up 1-0 in Manchester.

That was a pretty goal. 

City looks like they don't want to be there. 

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2 hours ago, sidis said:

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ugh.  fucking juve.

1 minute ago, sidis said:

ugh.  fucking juve.

Fucking everything. Your 1-3 on that right now. 

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2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Fucking everything. Your 1-3 on that right now. 

real and psg will score in these last 20 mins.  rangers are playing with 10 so napoli should be home.

juve is the only lost cause.

edit: real just scored so 2-2 and psg will get another.

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Not sure what the Dortmund keeper was doing there. 

Well it was fun while it lasted. 

Son of a bitch karate kicked the ball into the net. 

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haaland goal was unreal.  fucking karate kick goal.

Jesus, I just went upstairs for 2 minutes and missed all the goals! WTF!?!?!?

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