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7 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Jesus, I just went upstairs for 2 minutes and missed all the goals! WTF!?!?!?

like i said, fuck juve.

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Good lord

 

yowza.

lulz at pep and his coaches huddling, congratulating each other. I guess one of them should be credited for suggesting that Haaland should be on the pitch 😀

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14 minutes ago, WBT said:

Good lord

 

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He's as unguardable a target man I've ever seen. 

So it did take me a minute when my app was just showing the team crests and I saw both Madrid and Chelsea playing Red Bull…

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Good lord

 

 

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

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He's as unguardable a target man I've ever seen. 

An insane goal. He’s a cheat code. 

1 minute ago, Dutch said:

 

An insane goal. He’s a cheat code. 

Most of y'all are longer in the tooth than I am but the only players I've ever seen that can finish to a similar degree of absurdness are Ronaldo and Ibra. And he may have them both already in terms of versatility in front of the net. 

Just an insane player. 

6 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

The Kylian dick sucking is getting annoying. He isn't anything we haven't seen before. He's a very fast, very technical 9 that's padding in L1 with all-world teammates feeding him. 

Haaland is something totally different. And he needs to be discussed in a different manner. 

Those pictures and video just make me sweat. UEFA and the French police can get fucked. 

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The Golazo channel is so fuckin amazing on these group stage days

54 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

The Golazo channel is so fuckin amazing on these group stage days

It's super great when you don't have a team you follow.

Same way I like to watch the NFL with Redzone.

true. but my fuckass team hasn't played in europe since 2012-13. i just wanna watch haaland put in worldies every 10 minutes.

Juventus is getting embarrassed in Israel right now. 

First half and down 2-0.

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Oy vey Juve!

 

One note, the Maccabi Haifa's keeper is an American ...

 

25 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Oy vey Juve!

One note, the Maccabi Haifa's keeper is an American ...

 

Cohen & Goldberg save the day. 

The goal 🥅 mouth was like the Masada today as it  seemed to be impenetrable to the invaders from the Italian peninsula. 

It would have taken a land bridge ramp to break into that fortress of a goal, but there was nary time to do in the 90 minutes allotted. 
 

 

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1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Actual name checks out...

Rudiger pulls Madrid even in the 95” and Madrid is through to the knockouts.

But it came at a cost:

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11 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

Rudiger pulls Madrid even in the 95” and Madrid is through to the knockouts.

But it came at a cost:

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Yeah, well I was rooting for the Ukrainians. Hope they can still get through. 

 

2 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

Rudiger pulls Madrid even in the 95” and Madrid is through to the knockouts.

But it came at a cost:

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Total drama queen. 🙄

Son just scored a worldie. Ok, maybe not that nice, but pretty damn good.

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Dembele scores and Barca go up 1-0 over Inter shortly before half

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And Inter ties it back up.  Barca really need a win or they're in danger of not making it out of the group.

And Inter banks one in off of both posts to go up 2-1.  Coming up on 20 minutes left in regular time.

13 minutes ago, WBT said:

And Inter ties it back up.  Barca really need a win or they're in danger of not making it out of the group.

And now Inter is up. They still have H2H as the first tie breaker now, right? Because that would mean that Barca would be eliminated today.

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

This Sadio Mane kid looks good.

This Salah kid looks good.

Lewa ties it back up in the 82nd.

14 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

And now Inter is up. They still have H2H as the first tie breaker now, right? Because that would mean that Barca would be eliminated today.

I forgot about the tie breaker changing.  They wouldn't be eliminated yet though, would they?  They'd be 3 points behind Inter with both teams with 2 games to play.  They would need Inter to drop points to both Bayern (likely) and Victoria Pilsner (seems very unlikely).

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2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lewa ties it back up in the 82nd.

I forgot about the tie breaker changing.  They wouldn't be eliminated yet though, would they?  They'd be 3 points behind Inter with both teams with 2 games to play.  They would need Inter to drop points to Victoria Pilsner which seems very unlikely.

If Inter wins, they are 6 up with the tie breaker (and advance)
If this is a draw, Inter is up 3 with the tie breaker
If Barcelona wins, they are level at 6 pts, Barca would be up on GD.

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3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lewa ties it back up in the 82nd.

Such a luck goal too.

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

If Inter wins, they are 6 up with the tie breaker (and advance)
If this is a draw, Inter is up 3 with the tie breaker
If Barcelona wins, they are level at 6 pts, Barca would be up on GD.

Right, I meant Barca wouldn't be eliminated with a draw.  With a loss they would be.

And Inter just went back up on the counter so that's looking likely.

NOT SO FAST!!  Lewa heads one in at 90+1.  3-3, 5 minutes of stoppage left.

Shitty effort by de Jong on an Inter counter but ter Stegen bails him out.

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