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Just don't take her to a Chinese restaurant.  She'll be ready to spew her vitriol again an hour later. 

1 hour ago, Hermanator said:

Or maybe 24/7 mandatory?

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She didn’t look good with makeup, either.

Not good, but oh lord without it she looks horrid.

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I will send you $300 cash money right now if you hit her up and get a date -- I'll buy y'all's nice dinner.

You'll have to come up with the bail money when she assaults the busboy and gets you both tossed in the hoosegow, though.

 

I'd hit it doggy style into next week !!

8 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Ok Plano means what now?  Llano is Plano?  

Plano apparently has more Indians, so no. 

12 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Ok Plano means what now?  Llano is Plano?  

It’s pronounced Yawn-oh.

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One of the worst cases of two-face I’ve ever seen

27 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Ok Plano means what now?  Llano is Plano?  

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.

6 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

One of the worst cases of two-face I’ve ever seen

For real

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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Well shit! I've lived in Texas my whole life, and I never knew Plano was the "City of Excellence".

Dang.

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2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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Lulz. She doesn't look so uppity now, does she?

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Esmi, what's the most you ever spent at happy hour?

 

2 hours ago, Walser said:

I also have a Big Hug Mug which made an appearance in that movie as well as True Detective.

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2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

what's the most you ever spent at happy hour?

 

That’s a loaded question 

Damn lost to Prince of Peace 8th grade playoffs in football and baseball. 

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

BL is a fine school as far as that goes, but a really odd choice for someone living in Plano.

Jesuit must be hard to get into.  Or maybe they're so ass-backward they can't tolerate a Jesuit school.  There's also Cistercian.

There's a less than 5% chance her progeny would withstand a semester at Cistercian.

3 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Sup foo

Cool Springs beer pong pool party, yo.

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Ok Plano means what now?  Llano is Plano?  

Same.  Both from the Latin “Torbush”

30 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Damn lost to Prince of Peace 8th grade playoffs in football and baseball. 

Y’all must have sucked ass 

Pathetic that someone on a church staff has such hatred of a group of people. My bet is that alcohol played a part on that rant and attack but those were her true feelings. 

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Without them no tech company or IT departments in America would be able to exist here.

The education system is such shit in the US we can't even provide our own STEM skilled workers.

I love them, they are amazingly polite and have excellent English writing skills to go with their technical prowess.

One thing I miss about working at the office was my Indian coworkers sharing their amazing food with me at lunch. 

We got a new PHD engineer from India about a year ago. Good engineer, knows his stuff, and listens to the advice of others (even non engineers) and incorporates it into his ideas. The only problem is he is a close walker. If we have to walk to another building to check on some stuff or whatever he will be right up on you no matter how fast you walk. Like, dude, I ain't your wife. Give a little space.

Can I get a ruling on Frisco?
 

Probably wouldn’t like Frisco if she ain’t comfortable with Indians.
3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Pathetic that someone on a church staff has such hatred of a group of people. My bet is that alcohol played a part on that rant and attack but those were her true feelings. 

If you want to know what I really think, buy me 3 drinks.  All I ask is that you don’t do it with my parents present.

4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Without them no tech company or IT departments in America would be able to exist here.

The education system is such shit in the US we can't even provide our own STEM skilled workers.

I love them, they are amazingly polite and have excellent English writing skills to go with their technical prowess.

One thing I miss about working at the office was my Indian coworkers sharing their amazing food with me at lunch. 

This is 100% correct...except for the food part.  The one and only time I had Indian food it was awful.  I am notoriously picky though.

1 minute ago, Hate said:

This is 100% correct...except for the food part.  The one and only time I had Indian food it was awful.  I am notoriously picky though.

I’m ashamed to admit that the one and only time I tried a curry dish was a decade ago at Jester City Limits.  Probably a poor introduction.

12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Pathetic that someone on a church staff has such hatred of a group of people.

The BTK serial killer was a church deacon, whatever that is.  

13 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

If you want to know what I really think, buy me 3 drinks.  All I ask is that you don’t do it with my parents present.

Three drinks? Where are we, Cheddar’s?

49 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Y’all must have sucked ass 

They were solid. It was them and MIS that had s couple solid athletes 

So it seems the Collin County Jail has dispensed with the beige towel featured in their mugshots for the last 20 years or so.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Well shit! I've lived in Texas my whole life, and I never knew Plano was the "City of Excellence".

Dang.

It's a lot like "Oklahoma is OK."  More superlative, of course, but equally untrue.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Well shit! I've lived in Texas my whole life, and I never knew Plano was the "City of Excellence".

The award was presented by “Smokin” Joe Frazier.

7 hours ago, F250 said:

I've always had a similar view of Dallas but thought of it as soulless rather than godless.

It’s like the Ireland of Texas.

8 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Her kids about to catch shit when this hits…..hell, it already has.     

Her daughter is devastated. Just crushed. Lost her Dad two years ago and now her Mom has done irreparable damage. It's a shame she and Bishop Lynch were dragged into this fiasco. Hopefully the kids and the school will rally around the daughter. Bishop Lynch went into full damage control mode and sent this to parents today:

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7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

BL is a fine school as far as that goes, but a really odd choice for someone living in Plano.

It's not. There are a lot of kids from Prince of Peace and St. Mark that go to BL.  It's a great school. 

4 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Her daughter is devastated. Just crushed. Lost her Dad two years ago and now her Mom has done irreparable damage. It's a shame she and Bishop Lynch were dragged into this fiasco. Hopefully the kids and the school will rally around the daughter. Bishop Lynch went into full damage control mode and sent this to parents today:

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It's not. There are a lot of kids from Prince of Peace and St. Mark that go to BL.  It's a great school. 

It's a loooong way away, though.  And at school start/end times, the traffic would be hellacious.

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7 hours ago, F250 said:

So is Llano.

Nah, that's one o them camel-looking things the Mayas down in Peru ride around on.

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's a loooong way away, though.  And at school start/end times, the traffic would be hellacious.

My sister had a lot of friends in college who went to BL and had a bit of a commute.  I don’t think it’s that unusual.

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

She will be a fine date as long as you go to a Mexican restaurant. Stay away from a curry joint and no problems. 

I would take her to a restaurant if I hated the waiters.

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Pathetic that someone on a church staff has such hatred of a group of people.

WTF?

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Seeing that staff picture, I would have never guessed Catholic Church. 

2 minutes ago, Chico_SA said:

Seeing that staff picture, I would have never guessed Catholic Church. 

It's west Plano over by the Tollway and Preston. Very very white area. Catholic church in East Plano probably looks a lot different. 

I'm guessing no 12:30PM Spanish Mass?  

They are missing out.

 

 

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It's a loooong way away, though.  And at school start/end times, the traffic would be hellacious.

My brain just sang this post to me to the tune of Jerry Reed’s East Bound and Down(Smokey and the Bandit).
2 hours ago, Hate said:

This is 100% correct...except for the food part.  The one and only time I had Indian food it was awful.  I am notoriously picky though.

Well we all know the food court at Jester sucked. Some badass Daal.... Any day! 

Indian food is great, y’all missing out.

GREEN CHUTNEY

½ small red onion

3 green Thai chiles or small serrano chiles

2 garlic cloves, finely grated

½" piece ginger, peeled, finely grated

1½ cups (packed) cilantro leaves with tender stems

1 cup (packed) mint leaves

2 Tbsp. fresh lemon juice

2 tsp. Diamond Crystal or 1¼ tsp. Morton kosher salt

1 tsp. sugar

1/4 cup water

 

blend all that shit together into a purée and use it on everything.

i also just really appreciate a cuisine that can deliver some heat, and one with good flatbread. 

 

11 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Also....that linked in page is already gone.

 

Also.....looks like she's a widow, her husband died from a bike accident in 2020.  No excuse for her being an utter trash human being who commits racist assaults, but boy, did her kids draw a short straw all the way around.

Right? Imagine the shame of having a father who bicycles. And not even very well, apparently.

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