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https://nypost.com/2022/08/25/nightclub-bans-staring-without-verbal-consent-in-new-woke-policy/
 

this is fucking weird!

The only thing I hate about the “me too” movement and women being empowered is the unspoken rule in the work place and pretty much everywhere else in general “ if he’s hot, it’s flirting and if he’s not it’s harassment”.

The reason I hate it is because there are so many men out there who get accused of shit that isn’t serious. The ones who are creepers deserve to be busted, but too many women jump the gun and report some guy for comments that aren’t even border line. 

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Cross that joint off the list for Surly happy hour conclave. 

Sounds like the shittiest nightclub of all time. 

1 hour ago, Voldemort86 said:

The only thing I hate about the “me too” movement and women being empowered is the unspoken rule in the work place and pretty much everywhere else in general “ if he’s hot, it’s flirting and if he’s not it’s harassment”.

This isn't a difficult concept to understand. It just means that there is a difference between wanted and unwanted attention. Good looking people are often in the wanted attention category and fuglies are always in the unwanted attention category.

 

Sounds like the owner needs to be hypnotized by Tony Robbins. 

 

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I used to get bored at clubs, if they'da had this rule I woulda just stared at somebody, get thrown out.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Finally, I can be with my people!!

The Office Thank You GIF
 

People are upset as if they banned dudes with dicks smaller than 6 inches.

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The venue posted the woke update on its Instagram account, saying the club is “not a place to come to if your sole purpose is to ‘pick up.’ ”

I've always only visited clubs for their decor, freedom of space, air conditioning, and agreeable music played at reasonable levels

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I go to clubs for the free apps (hopefully little wieners in a tangy BBQ sauce) and half-price drinks.

45 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I go to clubs for the free apps (hopefully little wieners in a tangy BBQ sauce) and half-price drinks.

I think... I think we're talking about different types of clubs. 

man i feel bad for the little dick incel creeps out there who see an instagram post like that and... that's their interpretation. must hard to get through life like that

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

hopefully little wieners in a tangy BBQ sauce

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2 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

You know, I find it a little irritating that everyone is outraged by this nightclub having a “no unwanted staring” rule, but when someone is thrown out of a cheerleading practice for the exact same rule everyone just applauds and acts like I … my friend is the weird one.

Or getting thrown out for violating the “clothing required” ruke.

I was wearing a shirt and shoes, show me in the Constitution where you have the right

"I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out." 
 - Frank Zappa

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I think... I think we're talking about different types of clubs. 

I ordered a club sandwich, but I'm not even a member. "I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread." "Well, so do I!" "Then let's form a club." "OK, but we need some more stipulations. Instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again. Yes, four triangles, arranged in a circle, and in the middle we will dump chips." "How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?" "I'm for 'em!" "Well, this club is formed."

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I go to clubs for the free apps (hopefully little wieners in a tangy BBQ sauce) and half-price drinks.

They might be out of tangy BBQ sauce but maybe you can stick your little weiner in some ranch instead.

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3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

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Early in my career I had the unfortunate experience of running an IT support department. Basically the goofballs like the guy in this cartoon. There was this one guy named Tom that looked like a human version of Mort Goldman that was reported to HR for harassment.

Tom was a 23 year old guy that suffered from early male pattern baldness. Bald on the crown with a receding hairline. The remaining hair was curly orange and it was poofy. He had a unibrow, yellow teeth, wore Bugle Boy brand that was extremely wrinkled. It looked like he would fold his shirts into tiny squares they were so wrinkled. He would wear Charlie Brown shoes, the guy was a mess.

So we are sitting in the office and he is genuinely confused about what he did wrong. He saw no harm in looking at a beautiful woman in the office. I had to repeatedly explain the difference between a glance and leering.

Finally I told him, leering is creepy, no woman wants your attention. They don't want you looking at them, smiling at them or talking to them. Fix you unibrow, shave your head, bleach your teeth, exercise, buy fashionable clothes and take them to the dry cleaners and lower your standards. You like very attractive women that will never have an interest in you! Never!!

The whole thing turned into a self improvement project that lasted for months. He never was reported for harassment again. The best part was that he reinvented his look based on The Shield's Vic Mackey and ended up dating a Surly Vic Mackey special.

6 hours ago, F250 said:

This isn't a difficult concept to understand. It just means that there is a difference between wanted and unwanted attention. Good looking people are often in the wanted attention category and fuglies are always in the unwanted attention category.

 

A husband can slap his wife’s ass in the kitchen with no warning. A guy who’s gotten to the end of the date and she’s decided to get smushed up against him in the cab can get handsy. If she smiles at you when you catch her eye, go ahead and try to hold your gaze a bit longer 

I realize it’s a shocker but yes— the type of attention you give a woman should be predicated on your relationship to her as well as whether she wants that attention. 

Just gotta keep your head on a swivel

9 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

https://nypost.com/2022/08/25/nightclub-bans-staring-without-verbal-consent-in-new-woke-policy/
 

this is fucking weird!

The only thing I hate about the “me too” movement and women being empowered is the unspoken rule in the work place and pretty much everywhere else in general “ if he’s hot, it’s flirting and if he’s not it’s harassment”.

The reason I hate it is because there are so many men out there who get accused of shit that isn’t serious. The ones who are creepers deserve to be busted, but too many women jump the gun and report some guy for comments that aren’t even border line. 

This is not targeting you if you notice a woman dancing or hanging at the bar, have a look, then turn back to your drink or get the courage to go say hello.

This is targeting the creepy mofo who shows up and leers at one woman or a group of women all night, following them around the club but never even trying to interact. There are a lot of assholes like that. The club likely decided there’s more money to be made in offering women an environment without that shit.  Very few men would be cool with a strange dude staring them down all night, so why should women tolerate it? 
 

Hard to believe but there are entire business where you can go if your aim is to drink alcohol and stare creepily at women dancing. The women in those places will even pretend they like the attention. 

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2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is not targeting you if you notice a woman dancing or hanging at the bar, have a look, then turn back to your drink or get the courage to go say hello.

This is targeting the creepy mofo who shows up and leers at one woman or a group of women all night, following them around the club but never even trying to interact. There are a lot of assholes like that. The club likely decided there’s more money to be made in offering women an environment without that shit.  Very few men would be cool with a strange dude staring them down all night, so why should women tolerate it? 
 

Hard to believe but there are entire business where you can go if your aim is to drink alcohol and stare creepily at women dancing. The women in those places will even pretend they like the attention. 

Wouldn’t these “ gentleman” be better served going to a strip club? 

7 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I was wearing a shirt and shoes, show me in the Constitution where you have the right

Show me where it says you have to be wearing them.

Complete edit: It doesn’t take much to let another know you are interested. They know. Don’t push it.. 

It is interesting, though, the thought of an arbiter.

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7 hours ago, F250 said:

 

Finally I told him, leering is creepy, no woman wants your attention. They don't want you looking at them, smiling at them or talking to them. Fix you unibrow, shave your head, bleach your teeth, exercise, buy fashionable clothes and take them to the dry cleaners and lower your standards. You like very attractive women that will never have an interest in you! Never!!

 

You said that, in front of HR, and you weren't fired?  Your HR department, I like them.

7 hours ago, F250 said:

 

Early in my career I had the unfortunate experience of running an IT support department. Basically the goofballs like the guy in this cartoon. There was this one guy named Tom that looked like a human version of Mort Goldman that was reported to HR for harassment.

Tom was a 23 year old guy that suffered from early male pattern baldness. Bald on the crown with a receding hairline. The remaining hair was curly orange and it was poofy. He had a unibrow, yellow teeth, wore Bugle Boy brand that was extremely wrinkled. It looked like he would fold his shirts into tiny squares they were so wrinkled. He would wear Charlie Brown shoes, the guy was a mess.

So we are sitting in the office and he is genuinely confused about what he did wrong. He saw no harm in looking at a beautiful woman in the office. I had to repeatedly explain the difference between a glance and leering.

Finally I told him, leering is creepy, no woman wants your attention. They don't want you looking at them, smiling at them or talking to them. Fix you unibrow, shave your head, bleach your teeth, exercise, buy fashionable clothes and take them to the dry cleaners and lower your standards. You like very attractive women that will never have an interest in you! Never!!

The whole thing turned into a self improvement project that lasted for months. He never was reported for harassment again. The best part was that he reinvented his look based on The Shield's Vic Mackey and ended up dating a Surly Vic Mackey special.

You need to rent out the large conference room at the Ramada by the airport and have a seminar.   97% of Surly needs this information and should attend.  

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg1SMpTsJmk/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
 

Here’s the post btw - it seems pretty obvious that the gist is “this place is for having fun not a haven for creeps and sexual predators”. It’s a stretch to get from this to what the article wrote but if you are a dickless incel who is triggered by terms like “safe space” and complain about how these cunts never go for nice guys like you I could understand how you’d feel targeted and write a dumb fucking article like this about a night club on the other side of the planet 

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6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Hard to believe but there are entire business where you can go if your aim is to drink alcohol and stare creepily at women dancing. The women in those places will even pretend they like the attention. 

 

4 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Wouldn’t these “ gentleman” be better served going to a strip club? 

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2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg1SMpTsJmk/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
 

Here’s the post btw - it seems pretty obvious that the gist is “this place is for having fun not a haven for creeps and sexual predators”. It’s a stretch to get from this to what the article wrote but if you are a dickless incel who is triggered by terms like “safe space” and complain about how these cunts never go for nice guys like you I could understand how you’d feel targeted and write a dumb fucking article like this about a night club on the other side of the planet 

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The part about calling the police seems a bit much.

I, on the other hand, always think to myself, "What would Nic Cage in 'Valley Girl' do?"

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The Office Thank You GIF
 

People are upset as if they banned dudes with dicks smaller than 6 inches.

Well shit!

21 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

https://nypost.com/2022/08/25/nightclub-bans-staring-without-verbal-consent-in-new-woke-policy/
 

this is fucking weird!

The only thing I hate about the “me too” movement and women being empowered is the unspoken rule in the work place and pretty much everywhere else in general “ if he’s hot, it’s flirting and if he’s not it’s harassment”.

The reason I hate it is because there are so many men out there who get accused of shit that isn’t serious. The ones who are creepers deserve to be busted, but too many women jump the gun and report some guy for comments that aren’t even border line. 

Sounds like something someone with open restraining orders against them would say.

6 hours ago, Parliament said:

You said that, in front of HR, and you weren't fired?  Your HR department, I like them.

No. This was an after discussion in my office.

 

18 hours ago, F250 said:

 

Early in my career I had the unfortunate experience of running an IT support department. Basically the goofballs like the guy in this cartoon. There was this one guy named Tom that looked like a human version of Mort Goldman that was reported to HR for harassment.

Tom was a 23 year old guy that suffered from early male pattern baldness. Bald on the crown with a receding hairline. The remaining hair was curly orange and it was poofy. He had a unibrow, yellow teeth, wore Bugle Boy brand that was extremely wrinkled. It looked like he would fold his shirts into tiny squares they were so wrinkled. He would wear Charlie Brown shoes, the guy was a mess.

So we are sitting in the office and he is genuinely confused about what he did wrong. He saw no harm in looking at a beautiful woman in the office. I had to repeatedly explain the difference between a glance and leering.

Finally I told him, leering is creepy, no woman wants your attention. They don't want you looking at them, smiling at them or talking to them. Fix you unibrow, shave your head, bleach your teeth, exercise, buy fashionable clothes and take them to the dry cleaners and lower your standards. You like very attractive women that will never have an interest in you! Never!!

The whole thing turned into a self improvement project that lasted for months. He never was reported for harassment again. The best part was that he reinvented his look based on The Shield's Vic Mackey and ended up dating a Surly Vic Mackey special.

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Seriously though, I always imagine clubs are magnets for creeps, including those with traditionally attractive features. It’s gotta be hard enough dealing with date rape drugs, they gotta deal with Milton looking mother fuckers staring down chicks uncomfortably. Good looking guys do it too sometimes. I imagine it’s more about confidence, if you like her take your shot and say hi. If not interested move on. I imagine it’s become a problem there and I think we know the type who would bitch and use the virtue signaling word “woke” and why they are just so damn angry, reeks of LDE.

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38 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

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lol that was so unexpected during that scene.

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