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Might be a real "hogg slaughter"...

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    Fudge Nuggets

    Bitch, you lost to aggy. At home. 

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Good for him. I bet he was also throwing the horns down at his tv set in June while watching Texas in the CWS in Omaha, bless his heart. 

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We’ve been playing in basketball but both teams have been average for a long time so it’s not what it would have been had they played in the late 90s and early 2000s. Basketball should be on a permanent four year rotation of Stillwater, Fayetteville, Tulsa, and Little Rock. I didn’t realize the football teams played almost annually in the 50s, 60s, and 70s. They should definitely be playing 2-4 times per decade.
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The SEC version of the Red River Shootout: aggies vs hogs
 
 
Truth. A bullshit game compared to a lameass bullshit title that only utter morons use to refer to The TEXAS/OU Game. In other words fuck you.
No.
Yes. Both are crap.
What in the ever living fuck is wrong with you? aggy v hog will NEVER be equivalent to our game.

You’re a shit poster, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Fuck you. He didn't refer to our game. He referred to a lame ass title some goat fucking monkey felcher meth head at a network thought up in between chugs of coffee laced with dog shit and piss.

Our game is The TEXAS/OU Game.
That game is equivalent to Baylor vs TCU. Not even close to Texas OU.
truf

 

I never said it is the same, their version of a north Texas neutral site game... You seem slightly unhappy for some reason, life will improve, stay positive..!
Fuck off cunt.

Look here back in the day both the OU rivalry and the swine rivalry were white hot. Both far beyond aggy.

And the swine rivalry was in all sports not just football.
Go to a game in the shithole state with Texas plates and tires would get slashed and ya would not be able to buy gas. No self serve back then somebody had to pump it. Pull up to the pumps (ding ding) and nobody would come out to put gas in your car.

Empty whiskey bottles would rain down on players and The Longhorn Band from the stands in Fayettenam or Little Rock.

And the basketball rivalry was white hot too. Nolan Richardson? Pish tosh strollin nolan was nothing compared to the subhuman cocksucking piece of shit walking prolapsed rectum known ass Eddie Sutton. Fuck that guy.

Make 'em eat shit.

That was first sung at a basketball game in the drum during Abe's time as Texas' coach. A game against the swine and the giant pus-bag Eddie Shitton.

I was there. The place was jammed. Students got in by showing their blanket tax and id back then. They had cut off letting students in. I was stuck outside along with hundreds of other students. Somebody inside pushed one of the exit doors open and about 50 of us got in and raced into the stands. No seats so we stood at the top of the drum.

swine had owned texas in basketball for a while. Shitton had gotten into it with Texas players at the drum in previous meetings. Lemons and Shitton had almost come to blows over it.

Anyway Texas pounded the shit out of swine that night and MAKE EM EAT SHIT was sung rather lustily many times that night.
Fuck Shitton.
Fuck swine.


This is Abe in a bad mood.
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This is Eddie Shitton in a good mood. Talk about a punchable face.
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Oh and fuck those fucking hog hats.

You wankers that wear the abombibibile orange cow versions of that you can go fuck yourself. A lit blowtorch up your ass is what you deserve for wearing that shit you fucking morons.


On 8/25/2018 at 8:07 PM, texasstrong12 said:

Non-conference schedule: 

Eastern Illinois

Tulsa

North Texas

Colorado State (considered to be their toughest non-conference opponent and currently losing to powerhouse Hawaii in the opener). 

This is embarrassing. 

I bask in the glory of Arky blowing an 18 point lead and losing 34-28 to Colorado State, then getting blown out 44-17 by UNT 

Maybe they should schedule Bob's Burger College or DeVry University next season so they can actually compete. 

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Would you say back in the 60s and 70s, the Arkansas rivalry was bigger than OU? I was born in 84 so I have no idea. But it seems like Arkansas was a bigger deal at times.

Would you say back in the 60s and 70s, the Arkansas rivalry was bigger than OU? I was born in 84 so I have no idea. But it seems like Arkansas was a bigger deal at times.
At times yes it was bigger. Like 1969.
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OU wasn't in our conference, and they had to split their hate between us and their other rivals Nebraska, who were good back then. We had aggy and pigs to hate in conference, and there's always an amusing aspect to aggy, at least pre Jackie. I don't think piggy hated anyone like they hated us. And they can make aggy look witty and urbane. Just scary ignorant. Like OU but without oil money, but with full strength beer. Banjo music, purty mouf, you get the picture.

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4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Picked up a grad transfer QB from SMU.

 

Guess the Shane to Arky talk might die down??

And lets be honest Whataburger is awesome.  I gotta take Mr. McFadden's side here.

On 11/28/2018 at 10:15 PM, Machinator said:

 

Just now saw this^^^   Still interested to see how this goes for arky.....

(Chavis, 62, was under contract through Feb 2019 and had the option to extend his employment by two seasons if he requested it in writing prior to Dec. 1.  Now signed thru Feb 2021)

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And lets be honest Whataburger is awesome.  I gotta take Mr. McFadden's side here.
Drove 137 miles to get one today in Jacksonville for my birthday.

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Hiring a guy to coach DL that they hope helps with recruiting, but this new coach hasn't been able to recruit off campus in 3 years.....

Quote:  "Ingram has seven seasons of experience coaching in college football's largest subdivision, but he has not been in an on-field coaching role in three years. He has spent the past two seasons in an off-field role as director of player relations at Auburn, a position he previously held from 2013-14."

http://www.wholehogsports.com/news/2019/feb/15/reports-arkansas-hire-ingram-dl-coach/

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On 1/22/2019 at 7:02 PM, MrPhlegm said:

Drove 137 miles to get one today in Jacksonville for my birthday.

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IN-N-Out & Whataburger are my faves..!

IN-N-Out & Whataburger are my faves..!


Pol Pot, Adolfo Hitler, and Idi Amin all liked In N Out

Jesus likes Whataburger


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23 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

 


Pol Pot, Adolfo Hitler, and Idi Amin all liked In N Out

Jesus likes Whataburger


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Uhh, now I feel *half bad..! 😋

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1 hour ago, DeadArmadillo said:

 


Pol Pot, Adolfo Hitler, and Idi Amin all liked In N Out

Jesus likes Whataburger


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At least Hitler was a real person, though am I right??

Looks like Arky  will be getting better at WR if they can get QBs that can throw to them......

Just signed 1st 2020 Commit.....

https://247sports.com/Player/ZeVian-Capers-46048383/

Cumming (Ga.) Denmark wide receiver Ze'Vian Capers has committed to the Arkansas Razorbacks.  Capers, 6-4, 200, went public with his decision Friday night, choosing the Hogs over offers from Clemson, Florida, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, South Carolina, Louisville, Michigan State and several others. He is Arkansas' first commitment for the Class of 2020, and was recruited to Arkansas by wide receivers coach Justin Stepp.

Adding Capers as the first commitment of the 2020 class is huge news for Arkansas, which was the only program in the country to sign four of the nation's top 50 wide receivers in the Class of 2019. All four of Arkansas' 2019 receivers -- Treylon Burks, Trey Knox, TQ Jackson and Shamar Nash -- were four-star prospects and will be expected to contribute immediately for the Hogs this fall.

IN-N-Out & Whataburger are my faves..!

Mini Cooper is too small for IN-N-OUT had to wait till we got back home.

 

5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Looks like Arky  will be getting better at WR if they can get QBs that can throw to them......

Just signed 1st 2020 Commit.....

https://247sports.com/Player/ZeVian-Capers-46048383/

Cumming (Ga.) Denmark wide receiver Ze'Vian Capers has committed to the Arkansas Razorbacks.  Capers, 6-4, 200, went public with his decision Friday night, choosing the Hogs over offers from Clemson, Florida, Tennessee, Vanderbilt, South Carolina, Louisville, Michigan State and several others. He is Arkansas' first commitment for the Class of 2020, and was recruited to Arkansas by wide receivers coach Justin Stepp.

Adding Capers as the first commitment of the 2020 class is huge news for Arkansas, which was the only program in the country to sign four of the nation's top 50 wide receivers in the Class of 2019. All four of Arkansas' 2019 receivers -- Treylon Burks, Trey Knox, TQ Jackson and Shamar Nash -- were four-star prospects and will be expected to contribute immediately for the Hogs this fall.

Bumped this just cause Chavis Arky extension and picture are still funny.....😃

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58 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Mini Cooper is too small for IN-N-OUT had to wait till we got back home.

 

I always have room for "animal style"...

Too lazy to look 4 pages up, but the amount of hot pussy willing to party at that place cannot be understated.

 

For you olds, it was like Southwest (fuck Texas State) in the Ozarks...

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Too lazy to look 4 pages up, but the amount of hot pussy willing to party at that place cannot be understated.  For you olds, it was like Southwest (fuck Texas State) in the Ozarks...

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Too lazy to look 4 pages up, but the amount of hot pussy willing to party at that place cannot be understated.
 
For you olds, it was like Southwest (fuck Texas State) in the Ozarks...
So you and your family are from Arkansas and you like gummers?
15 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

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Ass My Dude gonna haunt Aggy!

Oh please let him stick it up aggys ass in Arlington this year. 

13 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Oh please let him stick it up aggys ass in Arlington this year. 

This.  Oh please let this happen.  He's definitely an upgrade over whoever that bum was they had this year.

He’s a pretty good QB.   Quick release and accurate.  

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On 2/17/2019 at 12:02 PM, LTtxfan said:

 

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On 2/16/2019 at 8:34 PM, LTtxfan said:

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Except that show takes place in Missouri, not Arkansas....

17 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Former SMU QB Ben Hicks is also a Grad Transfer and already enrolled at Arky this spring....

44 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Don't forget Jerry Jones, Jr. Jr.

Yeah, JJ is a competitive kid.  Nice 2019 group of WRs...

"Arkansas was the only program in the country to sign four of the nation's top 50 wide receivers in the Class of 2019. All four of Arkansas' 2019 receivers -- Treylon Burks, Trey Knox, TQJackson and Shamar Nash -- were four-star prospects and will be expected to contribute immediately for the Hogs this fall."

Hicks has a big head start, considering he played three years for Morris and is there for the Spring.  Starkel is more physically talented, though.  Hicks probably gets the start to open the season.  Starkel probably starts in 2020.

Neither are great, but both huge upgrades on Ty Storey/Cole Kelley.

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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50 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

Hicks has a big head start, considering he played three years for Morris and is there for the Spring.  Starkel is more physically talented, though.  Hicks probably gets the start to open the season.  Starkel probably starts in 2020.

Neither are great, but both huge upgrades on Ty Storey/Cole Kelley.

Agree with Don Johnson that Hicks has the advantage to start early for Arky.

Game #5 Sept 28th is vs Aggy..... Wonder if Starkel might be better than Hicks by Game #5 and starts against his old team??

Arky early schedule....

Aug. 31    Portland State Vikings.    Fayetteville, AR

Sep. 7.     at Ole Miss Rebels.              Oxford, MS

Sep. 14.    Colorado State Rams     Fayetteville, AR

Sep. 21.    San Jose St Spartans     Fayetteville, AR

Sep. 28      Texas A&M Aggy             Arlington, TX

Chavis & Starkel adding another loss to aggy's gauntlet in 2019 would be great. They couldn't spin the season with the "well we lost to #1,2, & 3!! You dumb sips would have too!" excuse. 

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