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So this married (male) teacher started having sex with an 18 year old student then wrote a tell all “novel” about it online with their names and everything. After his life gets blown up, of course. A creative way to announce your plans to be unemployed forever, for sure. 
 

The dude is an English and journalism teacher but writes like a complete jackass. Ain’t no one got time to read the whole thing but do recommend getting to at least the completely insane and creepy nickname he came up with.  

I have no clue what would possess someone to double down on an amazingly terrible life choice by writing an internet novel to tell the world that you’re an awful person. 

Spoiler

His nickname for her is “Peanut Butter Titties”


 

https://room270.com/f/room-270

Edited by 956 Worldwide

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

So this married (male) teacher started having sex with an 18 year old student then wrote a tell all “novel” about it online with their names and everything. After his life gets blown up, of course. A creative way to announce your plans to be unemployed forever, for sure. 
 

The dude is an English and journalism teacher but writes like a complete jackass. Ain’t no one got time to read the whole thing but do recommend getting to at least the completely insane and creepy nickname he came up with.  

I have no clue what would possess someone to double down on an amazingly terrible life choice by writing an internet novel to tell the world that you’re an awful person. 

  Hide contents

His nickname for her is “Peanut Butter Titties”


 

https://room270.com/f/room-270

I'm dyin..  thanks for the laugh this morning.

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

writing an internet novel to tell the world that you’re an awful person. 

Suspicious Monkey GIF by MOODMAN

Which one of you fux is this? 

 

Someone didn't watch how it all ends...

Watch To Die For Online Free - Crackle

Edited by RollLeft

Seems like a hell of a lot of words just to say "Don't care, had sex"

Write whatever you want.........."Don't hit send."

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

writing an internet novel to tell the world that you’re an awful person. 

 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Suspicious Monkey GIF by MOODMAN

I know, right?

Just post on a message board to tell the world you're an awful person.  That's how the real pros do it.

5 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Which one of you fux is this? 

Writing an ill advised novel gives me bigly Lobo vibes

Edited by Captainant

I'm confused though... he wrote all of this after getting fired and having charges filed against him and what not? 

I think the worst he got was a restraining order to leave her alone. They are back together now. 

8 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I think the worst he got was a restraining order to leave her alone. They are back together now. 

It's always interesting to me when the kid is 18. I mean I understand WHY it's still illegal - because of the precedent it can set - but it's an interesting law. There aren't any legal ramifications for a college professor hooking up with an 18 year old student I don't believe (I know it can very state to state). There's also weird exceptions:

The relationship is legally permissible if the educator and student were married when the sexual relationship occurred. It is also acceptable if the relationship began before the acceptance of employment and the age disparity between the educator and student is no more than three years.

Edited by ztejas

Oh jeeeeezus. These religious nuts who marry crazy young usually end up in fucked up situations. This is shit you're supposed to go through in college not when you're 36 and throwing your life away for a child. 

Then he's broadcast it all in full detail for his kids to one day be able to read about what their fucked up dad did to their mom with a student. Poor kids. 

On 8/29/2022 at 10:03 AM, 52-80 said:

Can i fap to this?

I dunno, can you?  For me, it was tl/df (too long, didn't fap)


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On 8/29/2022 at 10:03 AM, 52-80 said:

Can i fap to this?

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I was wild, unpredictable, silly, and she better prepare for the next two months of hijinks and goofs.

No. 

On 8/29/2022 at 11:03 AM, 52-80 said:

Can i fap to this?

Legally? Yes

Morally? Also yes

In public? It depends 

Edited by StruggleBus

2 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

In public? It depends 

Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

On 8/29/2022 at 6:47 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

the completely insane and creepy nickname he came up with.  

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His nickname for her is “Peanut Butter Titties”

 

Thinking that the nickname is "insane and creepy" and spoiler tagging it, is levels more insane and creepy than the nickname itself.  

 

 

Yeah that's a weird nickname for some titties. Peanut butter wtf?

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4 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Thinking that the nickname is "insane and creepy" and spoiler tagging it, is levels more insane and creepy than the nickname itself.  

 

 

Sorry, Mr. Crider. 

14 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Legally? Yes

Morally? Also yes

In public? It depends 

You can gap to it publicly at least once. 

I only skimmed it, but it appeared to somehow be even more pathetic that one of Grendel's old threads on here.

On 8/29/2022 at 7:47 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

So this married (male) teacher started having sex with an 18 year old student then wrote a tell all “novel” about it online with their names and everything. After his life gets blown up, of course. A creative way to announce your plans to be unemployed forever, for sure. 
 

The dude is an English and journalism teacher but writes like a complete jackass. Ain’t no one got time to read the whole thing but do recommend getting to at least the completely insane and creepy nickname he came up with.  

I have no clue what would possess someone to double down on an amazingly terrible life choice by writing an internet novel to tell the world that you’re an awful person. 

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His nickname for her is “Peanut Butter Titties”


 

https://room270.com/f/room-270

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that’s why. 

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That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

I prefer the terseness of Wooderson's prose.

On 9/2/2022 at 7:57 AM, Goredho said:

I dunno, can you?  For me, it was tl/df (too long, didn't fap)


 

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Maybe if I were an ant I could fap to this.

 

 

First comment under the video is  "Aw you and your dad seem to have a good relationship ❤️"   

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I think they make a good couple. He can bob arhythmically in videos, and she can give warning chirps for them to flee danger after she spots threats with her 270 degree field of vision.

Gee, i wonder if this person will ever get bored with this now adult woman and find an excuse to be around a high school so he can befriend some other clueless teenager and "fall in love" all over again. It really is a mystery how this will end.

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