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  • Texans are so aggy.

  • Any coach who admits to coaching for a tie instead of going for the win in the freaking season opener should never coach again. I mean, it's one thing if it's the last game of the season and your

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    This is correct. The Texans began when I was 25 (and lived in Austin). I’ve never really cared about them one way or another. If everything were exactly the same except they wore Columbia blue and had

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What the hell kind of play call was that?

 

These clowns are actually playing for a tie!

Edited by Brothahorn

Shitty ass play call 

If you’re going to run it in this situation  get Dameon Pierce in there.

Called a time out to get that HB dive up the middle called

Both teams playing for the tie lol

Fucking BOB play calling. Weak-ass shit, Lovie…

Edited by Ignatius

Fuck Lovie. I wanted to come back to this team this year.  I won’t.  Jesus.  

bahahahahaha. That's the most limp dick retread football coach shit ever.

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I might listen to 975 ESPN all day tomorrow to see how they spin this. Mills/Texans sucks is in the station’s mission statement. 

Going to have a lot of ammo after the 4Q collapse and gutless play call on 4th down at midfield.

Grossssssss

Nice guy and all but the game has passed him by.

 

At midfield 3rd n 1 with 40 seconds and 2 TOs, you walk away with a tie!? After you gave up 17 unanswered points in the 4th. You have to at least try to win! Go down swinging.

 

Fuck this shit, bring Culley back.

 

Pretty awful start for the 2023 Draft. Cleveland wins last second crapfest in Carolina and we walk away with a pointless tie. 

Snatched a tie from the jaws of victory.

Shitballs.

lovie didn't pray enough during the pre game

 

now this man, spotless prayer credentials ...

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Sick of crappy coaching decisions by the Texans. Why can’t we ever hire a good coach. Second rate coaching decision by a retread coach. You’d think a guy that’s been fired pretty quickly in both of his previous stops would be more aggressive.

Edited by Macklemore

25 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I knew that punt reminded me of something.

 

If you’re going to punt on 4th down, why in the unholy hell do you run that uncreative, 1954 Bears-Lions, blind men saw it coming, old school grumpy cloud-yelling bullshit play on 3rd down?

Edited by Ignatius

57 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Sick of crappy coaching decisions by the Texans. Why can’t we ever hire a good coach. Second rate coaching decision by a retread coach. You’d think a guy that’s been fired pretty quickly in both of his previous stops would be more aggressive.

Lovie has been to a Superbowl, he's the best coach 2nd best (Kubiak's SB win in Denver makes him better) we have had, which is saying something about the coaches we have had. I have no idea what the organization is trying to do, but not going for wins, when everyone expects you to lose badly, when you have the chance seems like the wrong choice.

Edited by HtownHorn

Who gives a fuck if you lose. You play to win the game. Where in the fuck is Herm Edwards when we need him?

Any coach who admits to coaching for a tie instead of going for the win in the freaking season opener should never coach again.

I mean, it's one thing if it's the last game of the season and your playoff seed is locked in.  Fine, whatever.  

But in the season opener, you gutless fuck?

We're not gonna win many this season.  This was a chance at one.  At home.  Do you really think 5-11-1 is better than 5-12?  Go for the fucking win.

What is wrong with you?

Edited by TexArcher

And a division win. That was a gaping pussy move.

This team has nothing to lose (except draft position). If they go all-in and win, it’s exciting and confidence building for the young players. If they fail and lose, it’s still a learning experience and better draft pick. What the fuck is gained by a Rex Burkhead tortoise dive followed by a punt?

6 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Nfl aggy, lmao

you are such a predictable bitchass motherfucking asshole

16 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Nfl aggy, lmao

Let me guess, you are a Cowbitch fan. Did you enjoy your 5 minutes of competitive football last night? 

I might listen to 975 ESPN all day tomorrow to see how they spin this. Mills/Texans sucks is in the station’s mission statement. 
They are not wrong about the team overall.

Mills had a very good statistical day.
1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Let me guess, you are a Cowbitch fan. Did you enjoy your 5 minutes of competitive football last night? 

No he isn’t a Cowboys fan. He has been a Texans hater since the days of hornfans.

Being from SA, I’ve always been a fan of both Texas NFL teams. If I put my Cowboys hat on for a moment, I would swap franchises with the Texans in a heartbeat. Stupid coaching decisions aside, I think the Texans are heading the right direction. There is a lot of hope for the future.

Just now, The Earl of Texas said:

Denver fans booing the shit out of the home team today 😂

They, especially Wilson, have been terrible. Unfortunately, Mills has only been slightly better. At least today, he doesn’t look like the answer. 

2 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Denver fans booing the shit out of the home team today 😂

Their coach is a dumbass. Go Santa (Lovie) Claus! 

This offense is worse this year

25 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

They, especially Wilson, have been terrible. Unfortunately, Mills has only been slightly better. At least today, he doesn’t look like the answer. 

He has no help at WR. This is easily the worst WR group in the NFL and probably in the Texans history. The best WR on the team dropped an easy TD earlier. Metchie being out for the season really hurts.

Yeah this team is ass and will continue to be ass 

He has no help at WR. This is easily the worst WR group in the NFL and probably in the Texans history. The best WR on the team dropped an easy TD earlier. Metchie being out for the season really hurts.

Yep! Just the Texans luck that their #1 pick badass WR gets cancer and misses his rookie year. I hope the kid is recovering well and has a future in this league, but they may want to use on of their number ones on another WR next year.
11 minutes ago, Hate said:


Yep! Just the Texans luck that their #1 pick badass WR gets cancer and misses his rookie year. I hope the kid is recovering well and has a future in this league, but they may want to use on of their number ones on another WR next year.

He was their 4th pick and the 9th receiver taken overall.  But I get your point. 

Edited by TonyTexas

1 hour ago, Sal said:

This offense is worse this year

Agree and that is something I would have never thought. Mills has looked like shit. Pep Hamilton’s offense is a joke and is fucking archaic compared to modern NFL offenses. The routes that the WRs are running are not helping Mills one bit. One of Mills’ strengths is the deep ball and they’re doing nothing to stretch the field. Waste of an afternoon watching that crap.

3 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Mills has been awful, no other way to say it.

Yep, he was awful on those last 2 drives. This offense is just awful. The OL doesn't hold up despite having 3 1st round picks on it. The WRs are the worst in franchise history. Not sure what happened to the Bama TE, because I don't think he played much or wasn't targeted at all despite 2 RZ TDs last week. I like the RB from Florida, but Burkhead is awful.

I'd give Mills this season and then tank for Ewers, but hopefully you can stabilize some of the other offensive rooms before Quinn gets here.

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