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14 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Sean Payton talk on 610.

Hire him to run the whole fucking operation. See you later, Caserio. It would be the 1st time in the franchise's history that showed they were ready to win.

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49 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Sean Payton talk on 610.

I think if he’s available, you have to do what you can to make that happen.

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23 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I think if he’s available, you have to do what you can to make that happen.

Gotta tank first and have Culley and Lovie fall on that sword. Then gos willing get pick número uno and Peyton? That would be a dream come true. Lovie deserves better but he’s gettin paid, god bless him!

Ok. I’ve been saying that the Texans have to take a QB in this draft. Seeing USC’s Caleb Williams tonight has changed my mind. He’s Mahomes 2.0. Take a stud a pass rusher and start Tank Mills for another year. 

There isn't a franchise qb in this draft. Have to many spots needing help. Draft oline and linebackers.

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I just hope we go get a real coach and allow that individual and Nick C to use this year’s unreal draft pick profile to turn the corner on the build.

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13 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

There isn't a franchise qb in this draft. Have to many spots needing help. Draft oline and linebackers.

I don’t know how you can say Bryce Young isn’t a franchise QB. His mobility, arm strength, accuracy and ability to read defenses is pretty damn elite. All he is missing is ideal height. 

7 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I don’t know how you can say Bryce Young isn’t a franchise QB. His mobility, arm strength, accuracy and ability to read defenses is pretty damn elite. All he is missing is ideal height. 

You know who coached a midget QB to great success a little east of here.

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

You know who coached a midget QB to great success a little east of here.

Ewok is 5’10”. Bryce is an even 6’. Jalen Hurts and Tua have been killing it and they are 6’1”. I think we’d be ok with Bryce considering everything else he brings to the table is elite.

I don’t know how you can say Bryce Young isn’t a franchise QB. His mobility, arm strength, accuracy and ability to read defenses is pretty damn elite. All he is missing is ideal height. 
I don't know what it is, I just don't see bryce as a franchise qb. I don't have much faith or belief in qbs from Bama. If Texans take him, I hope I'm wrong.
52 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Ok. I’ve been saying that the Texans have to take a QB in this draft. Seeing USC’s Caleb Williams tonight has changed my mind. He’s Mahomes 2.0. Take a stud a pass rusher and start Tank Mills for another year. 

Agree he’s gonna be a beast in the nfl

if deshaun watson had just contacted Lovie Smith's son instead of massage therapist directly he might not be in the situation he is in now

On 11/23/2022 at 4:08 PM, HtownHorn said:

Hire him to run the whole fucking operation. See you later, Caserio. It would be the 1st time in the franchise's history that showed they were ready to win.

Bingo

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This is another reason why I would be against taking a QB, this coaching staff has maybe 1 more year in them. What would be the purpose to the QB learning a shit system by a shit coaching staff?

Payton coming to the Texans is about as likely as Saban coming to UT. DeMeco Ryans would be a good choice for multiple reasons….
 

3 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Payton coming to the Texans is about as likely as Saban coming to UT. DeMeco Ryans would be a good choice for multiple reasons….
 

DeMeco's W/L record not among them

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

DeMeco's W/L record not among them

As the DC of the best defense in the NFL, seems to me he’s winning a fuckload more than he’s losing….

18 hours ago, Jshep34 said:
19 hours ago, Macklemore said:
I don’t know how you can say Bryce Young isn’t a franchise QB. His mobility, arm strength, accuracy and ability to read defenses is pretty damn elite. All he is missing is ideal height. 

I don't know what it is, I just don't see bryce as a franchise qb. I don't have much faith or belief in qbs from Bama. If Texans take him, I hope I'm wrong.

I have less faith in Lincoln Riley Heisman QBs.

11 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Payton coming to the Texans is about as likely as Saban coming to UT. DeMeco Ryans would be a good choice for multiple reasons….
 

They say once you go black

7 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

As the DC of the best defense in the NFL, seems to me he’s winning a fuckload more than he’s losing….

 

6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Wat?

I love DeMeco and think he's a great coach. I mean starting a head coaching career with this train wreck of a franchise won't do his personal w/l record any favors

The Texans will become the all time Rooney Rule champions if they hire Demeco next. The “Texans are racists!” narrative will have to change into “you know why they have hired the most black coaches? Because they have also fired the most black coaches! F’ Bob McNair and his noodle brained son!”

I’m all for young aggressive coaches, so bring on Demeco and some hotshot OC. Still wouldn’t take a QB this draft. The Bucs’ inability to run the football cost the Texans some draft position today on that Browns pick. 

7 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

The Texans will become the all time Rooney Rule champions if they hire Demeco next. The “Texans are racists!” narrative will have to change into “you know why they have hired the most black coaches? Because they have also fired the most black coaches! F’ Bob McNair and his noodle brained son!”

I’m all for young aggressive coaches, so bring on Demeco and some hotshot OC. Still wouldn’t take a QB this draft. The Bucs’ inability to run the football cost the Texans some draft position today on that Browns pick. 

Yeah that Cleveland win sucked today. Hopefully the Raiders hold on against Seattle and get another 3-win team up to 4. Carolina winning was key, because if there’s any owner willing to mortgage their future for a QB it’s the Panthers’. Unless the Texans are really sold on Young/Stroud, I’d trade back a bit and take a team like Carolina’s #1 in 2024 instead of their #2 in 2023 and go all-in on Caleb Williams. I’d be OK with Young as long as they used some of that free agent $$ to seriously upgrade Center and one of the Guard spots…

Upon much reflection and several shots of bourbon, I’m officially on the Bryce Young train. There are some risks like any other QB, but he’s got a great arm, some wheels, and he’s not a fucking head case. If we grab a QB at #1 we’re going to have to ignore holes on D in 2023 and disproportionately use FA $$ and draft picks on OL/WR, but you have to start somewhere…

No on Stroud.

And the more I think about it, it wouldn't be fair to foist Hamilton and Lovie on Bryce Young.

I would love for the Texans to draft Young and spend some money on help for him. But it wouldn't mean much with this staff.

Keep the Lovie effect going and keep stacking picks

4 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

No on Stroud.

And the more I think about it, it wouldn't be fair to foist Hamilton and Lovie on Bryce Young.

I would love for the Texans to draft Young and spend some money on help for him. But it wouldn't mean much with this staff.

Bingo.  You cannot draft a young QB and have this staff coach him.  If the don't want to pay another coach to or aren't 100% sold on Young (I'm not), wait another year and get some quality OL and DL with those 2 1st rounders.

No reason for Texans fans to cheer for a loss tomorrow. The Texans can win and still be in the driver seat for #1 overall, another Browns loss put their pick back in the #6-9 range, could keep them from starting a late season rally, and most importantly fuck Watson. 

This is the only game I want them to win this season. We got a 2 game lead on #1, and it helps the Texans other draft pick.

Shocker, the Texans have more than 100 yards of total offense in the 1st half. Boring ass game. Texans are pitiful

Game isn’t even on in austin. I guess that’s a good thing

I’ve had it on since the start.  Doing stuff around house, reading, rubbing dog heads.   The Texans are really bad.  Worst in the league.  A few players that are decent and stuck in purgatory.    

lol the Texans offense actually outscored the Browns 12-3. Whatever, this was going to be a throwaway year no matter what. As much rust as Watson has on him, that pick is still looking good for top 10….

worst NFL team I've ever seen....really never understood the rushed Lovie hire. Why not keep old whatshisface from last year and take the time to hire a coach worth a shit?

 

The Texans are so obviously tanking for the first pick in the draft that only Cal McNair could fuck it up and clean house with some FCA dweeb in a nice suit who decides Bryce Young isn't sufficiently jesus-lovin to wear the colors of the mighty Houston Texans. 

What a tire fire of a season. 

On 12/2/2022 at 9:10 PM, Updawg said:

Josh Mccown. Qb whisperer

Strong prayer game 

Whomever was responsible for the last two drafts, needs to be fired 

9 hours ago, Sleepygrad said:

worst NFL team I've ever seen....really never understood the rushed Lovie hire. Why not keep old whatshisface from last year and take the time to hire a coach worth a shit?

 


Brian flores lawsuit 

I’m concerned that the Jeff Saturday hire in Indy will give Cal cover to hire someone with zero coaching experience.

And yes, this is one of the worst teams we’ve seen…which is exactly what is needed.

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Phew! Worried we’re going to pull one out against Indy or Jax, so better to not win today. Couple of hapless 3 loss teams in the league currently, no point in winning any games at this point.

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I’d like the Texans to hire DeMeco Ryans. Was so good for us, turning out to be a really good coach.

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As long as he is willing to win with offense just as well as defense, he would be a very nice hire. Too many DC's who get promoted are offensive tightwads.

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