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3 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Looks like Vegas has Texas favored by 38 1/2 this week

I’ll take the over. 

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Well, shit. I expected noon. So now I’m watching Nerds on Parade on LHN.

 

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Just now, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Pass Interference!

Nah.  Maybe targeting. 

Brian Kelly thinks naming a starting QB takes away a tactical advantage and so he ain’t naming one. He’s gonna hold onto that card till game day man.

3 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Nah.  Maybe targeting. 

The tree does defend as well as Foster

Just now, ShowmeyourTDs said:

The tree does defend as well as Foster

Maybe I’m glad we aren’t playing Stanford then. 

12 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Rejected Watch Out GIF by Tomi Ferraro, Sportz

I've done this before.  Not that hard, but I had a huge bark-textured scrape on my right cheek for weeks.

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You look at ULA Mon over there and it's just all about the tradition of Texas giving you false hope that everything will be alright with your season by looking good against a hyphenated Cajun team before the SEC opponent comes in next week to let you know just how far away from good you really are. 

27 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

I think so too.

And wasn't it usually @mdmost or @mdleast who came up with the weekly line?  I can't tell those two apart, they all look the same to me.

racist...and it was mdmost.

34 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

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Conspiracy Brother:
Come on man! Even Cher's won an Oscar! Cher!

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

To row defines Go Big or Go Home.

NTTAWWT.

Yeah, I think I’ll go home.

26 minutes ago, JBJ said:

I've done this before.  Not that hard, but I had a huge bark-textured scrape on my right cheek for weeks.

Same. I remember playing in the front yard as a kid. Those Mississippi loblollies could lay the wood.

14 minutes ago, mdleast said:

racist...and it was mdmost.


At least he kept it in the family. 

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Same. I remember playing in the front yard as a kid. Those Mississippi loblollies could lay the wood.

They can be very useful against tight man coverage.

Just now, conVINCEd said:

They can be very useful against tight man coverage.

That's just mean.

42 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

 

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No no, Nerds on Parade is the sequel. Where they go to Florida and learn how to stand up to bullies, again. 

Rice had some iffy looking cheerleaders, but they were probably all going to be doctors or physicists. Something tells me there are no physicists in that bunch.

15 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Conspiracy Brother:
Come on man! Even Cher's won an Oscar! Cher!

Snap out of it!

 

16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

No no, Nerds on Parade is the sequel. Where they go to Florida and learn how to stand up to bullies, again. 

Is there rape in the sequel?

Rice had some iffy looking cheerleaders, but they were probably all going to be doctors or physicists. Something tells me there are no physicists in that bunch.

Pfft, doctors and physicists. Surly there is few future RNs in that bunch!
33 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Is there rape in the sequel?

I think Ogre may have gotten after some of the fellas on that island. 

4 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Is that a Juggalo in the back row third from the right.

WHOOP! WHOOP!

There was one in that very first picture who looked like she had Earl Campbell thighs! 😱

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Boy, ugly got all over that ULM squad. Yikes. 

I once called a young lady "cuteless" which I defined as the opposite of "cuteness".

I would not call this squad "cuteless" but it is struggling....

1 hour ago, JBJ said:

I've done this before.  Not that hard, but I had a huge bark-textured scrape on my right cheek for weeks.

You should wear underwear and shorts/pants to prevent that from happening. Nude football is all fun and games until cheeks get scratched (among other things).

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No depth charts for the season is certainly one way to go. Kinda wild if you ask me.

Those depth charts were virtually meaningless anyway

2 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

No depth charts for the season is certainly one way to go. Kinda wild if you ask me.

You think they don't have an internal depth chart?

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No publicly available depth chart. Even if it was somewhat useless at times, it feels like they always put one out.

9 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

You think they don't have an internal depth chart?

Starting lineups will be based on whoever is around coach at time of kickoff.

18 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

No depth charts for the season is certainly one way to go. Kinda wild if you ask me.

Public depth charts aren’t necessary. We will see who is starting when the game starts anyway. Probably helps save some upperclassman embarrassment too. 

I've never understood why the 9.95 "media" goes so freaking batshit crazy over the depth chart.  If Sark doesn't want to put one out, that's his damn choice. I can just see Brian Davis furiously typing up a piece right now lamenting that he does not a have a DEPTH CHART!

Personally I’ve never understood coaches releasing a depth chart period. I understand it’s for the media but won’t they pretty much figure it out first possession anyways?

I'm OK with this. Depth charts have seen diminished importance for years now. Offensive starters will likely be dependent on opponent and what package we want to start with. Multiple looks mean multiple people play different downs. Same with situational defense. Instead of Sark telling the world some guy is 3rd string, he can tell that guy he's important in certain situations.

2 hours ago, JBJ said:

I've done this before.  Not that hard, but I had a huge bark-textured scrape on my right cheek for weeks.

Yup. Same …been there, done that. I was 8. 
There was ONE freaking tree in the yard; ONE.  I WAS WIDE FREAKING OPEN, RANDY.  All you had to do was throw it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN YARD. 
But no; you want to “throw” the out pattern. F you, Randy C. 
 

3 hours ago, Irieguy said:

Anwar is just the worst. 
 

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That is coach code to TBowden for we are gonna score so many points I'm playing everyone.

4 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

To row defines Go Big or Go Home.

NTTAWWT.

Both rows define Go Ugly Early

6 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Looks like Vegas has Texas favored by 38 1/2 this week

Wow. 

56 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Public depth charts aren’t necessary. We will see who is starting when the game starts anyway. Probably helps save some upperclassman embarrassment too. 

Good point. An upperclassman that was a starter last year being dropped to 3rd string after being passed by freshmen on the depth chart may hurt some egos

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3 hours ago, mdmost said:

You look at ULA Mon over there and it's just all about the tradition of Texas giving you false hope that everything will be alright with your season by looking good against a hyphenated Cajun team before the SEC opponent comes in next week to let you know just how far away from good you really are. 

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28 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Can't risk upsetting Max Merrill

Merrill and Goram-Welch are on portal watch. They delivered an ultimatum to Flood, who reportedly called both players the most vital tackling dummies on the roster in his presser a few weeks back. 

32 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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Heads or tales, coach?

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