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8 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I feel like this is a bit.
 

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Also, former Texans beat-writer and Art Briles apologist, John McClain is losing his mind over the depth chart thing:

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5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Also, former Texans beat-writer and Art Briles apologist, John McClain is losing his mind over the depth chart thing:

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Also, former Texans beat-writer and Art Briles apologist, John McClain is losing his mind over the depth chart thing:

 

There are plenty more - but I didn't want to post a longcat of McClain tweets

Meh. McClain’s brain fell out a long time ago. 

10 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Also, former Texans beat-writer and Art Briles apologist, John McClain is losing his mind over the depth chart thing:

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I feel like this is a bit.
 
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Are they wearing masks? Like haunted house clown masks. Good Lord.
14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Also, former Texans beat-writer and Art Briles apologist, John McClain is losing his mind over the depth chart thing:

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You forgot the tweet where he said he hopes Gary Patterson returns to putting out weekly depth charts when GP is promoted to UT Head Coach. LMAO!

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15 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Also, former Texans beat-writer and Art Briles apologist, John McClain is losing his mind over the depth chart thing:

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It's just a depth chart it really isn't that important.

21 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Also, former Texans beat-writer and Art Briles apologist, John McClain is losing his mind over the depth chart thing:

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Dude is writing DKR fan fic and censoring it. 

10 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

You forgot the tweet where he said he hopes Gary Patterson returns to putting out weekly depth charts when he promoted to UT Head Coach. LMAO!

 

 

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1 minute ago, Starscreacher said:

It's just a depth chart it really isn't that important.

There is a fucking depth chart. For those that matter. And it only matters to our staff and team.

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27 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Also, former Texans beat-writer and Art Briles apologist, John McClain is losing his mind over the depth chart thing:

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What a fat cunt

3 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

What a fat cunt

Which begs the question: “Where does John McClain stand on the fat cunt depth chart?”. 
 

Just now, Wishbone said:

Which begs the question: “Where does John McClain stand on the fat cunt depth chart?”. 
 

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The only chart he should be worried about is his cholesterol chart.

We know who should starts. When have we ever needed a damn chart to tell us. 

16 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

There is a fucking depth chart. For those that matter. And it only matters to our staff and team.

It helps broadcast teams.  I supposed LHN and radio could be given one and told not to release it, though.

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I feel like this is a bit.
 

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Girl on the right doesn't have to look both ways before crossing the street.

Not releasing a depth chart is ridiculous.  Are 9.95ers now supposed to just make up stuff?  

47 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Also, former Texans beat-writer and Art Briles apologist, John McClain is losing his mind over the depth chart thing:

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Point of Order - it wasn’t the monkey that was pole dancing. That would have been a whole other thing

51 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Also, former Texans beat-writer and Art Briles apologist, John McClain is losing his mind over the depth chart thing:

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Is this the same mf’er that threw Hans Grueber out of a window at the Nakotimi Towers on Christmas?

6 minutes ago, JBJ said:

It helps broadcast teams.  I supposed LHN and radio could be given one and told not to release it, though.

I hear you. Pretty sure the broadcast teams will have enough to get by prior to kickoff. McClain is a Baylor alum and apologist as well as a lifelong Longhorn hater that stretched at least 10 years out of a career he should have been long retired from. He’s a blithering shell of what he once was. And I used to be ok with the guy. He’s just making more hate noise now.

Why is he so weird about the depth chart. I guess he was gonna generate a lot of content based on discussing it

I mean we're still going to have a roster... broadcast teams can easily put together their own depth chart with everyone grouped by position. 

10 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

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 day shift 

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1 minute ago, MH BEVO said:

 day shift 

2:00 am shift. At best.

30 minutes ago, immamac said:

It is extremely difficult to do announcing without a depth chart or at least a general position alignment chart for active players during the game. I remember trying to announce the spring game last year. It was extremely difficult. 

Work is hard? That is what we are going with? You will figure it out Craig.

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Well on the one hand I love sarks war on these media clowns, on the other he's not buying himself any favors if shit goes sideways.

 

Should at least be entertaining 

3 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Well on the one hand I love sarks war on these media clowns, on the other he's not buying himself any favors if shit goes sideways.

 

Should at least be entertaining 

Well, thankfully the media clowns don’t make decisions for this program so no one should care what they think. If it was up to Kirk Bohls, Casey Thompson’s number would be retired for being the player who watched the most film in Texas history.

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10 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

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Bro, I had to help you out by blowing up your number 5. My eyes are getting bad due to old age so I will hope that is your issue as well. 

 

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I completely didn't care about the depth chart deal until reading that McClain tweetstorm, now I think it's fantastic. 

I guess we will just have to wait and see who is standing on the mat.

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2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Also, former Texans beat-writer and Art Briles apologist, John McClain is losing his mind over the depth chart thing:

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So is he a fan who supports Texas or a member of the media who promotes Texas?

22 minutes ago, jinx said:

Bro, I had to help you out by blowing up your number 5. My eyes are getting bad due to old age so I will hope that is your issue as well. 

 

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Reminds me of this.....

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7 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

So is he a fan who supports Texas or a member of the media who promotes Texas?

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Welp we will now know who the enemies of the program are!  He shut them all out, held a secret scrimmage and now no depth chart has the liars and fraudsters leaking out of the wood work!  Pour some gas on them Sark!🤘

11 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

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Lots of Paint

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