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What does it say about us that most people only remember him from a Pizza Hut ad

which balcony did he fall from?

There's an easy and very Surly joke about that stain finally coming off his head, but I'm not gonna be the one to do it.

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3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

What does it say about us that most people only remember him from a Pizza Hut ad

Primary school me was intrigued by the port-wine stain, but I thought it uncouth to start this thread with that. So garbage pizza it is.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

If the guy on the left would have kept it in his pants, those towers would still be standing 😪

Well deserved Nobel Peace Prize winner.
 

Gorby > Yeltsin > Putin

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

There's an easy and very Surly joke about that stain finally coming off his head, but I'm not gonna be the one to do it.

Yeah that would be totally inappropriate if any of us mentioned the head stain.

Can’t believe there’s no gif

 

TIL Mikhail Gorbachev was still alive, but just now dead. Huh.
Same, I figured he passed at least a decade ago.
2 hours ago, hpslugga said:

Yeah that would be totally inappropriate if any of us mentioned the head stain.

Yeah, nobody has ever said anything about cosmetic forehead things around here before.

Primary school me was intrigued by the port-wine stain, but I thought it uncouth to start this thread with that. So garbage pizza it is.

In small town Texas, we were constantly told he had the Mark of the Beast on his forehead and the rapture was coming.

Seriously. Fuck I hated that town.

I’m an old and of course remember him. BIL has a piece of wall. I do not remember those commercials. 
 

I do remember the excitement of wall going down. Scorpions rep. Great hope at time. Too bad Yeltsin fucked up. Is that fucknut dead?

glasnost AND perestroika?

27 minutes ago, troph said:

I came to say this. what in the actual fuck. I'm so lucky I didn't kill myself or wind up being murdered.

looks like he was the best of the bunch over the last oh I dunno 150 years?  what a fucked up swath of the world.

yeah he basically achieved the pinnacle of Russian rule by virtue that he wasn't a murderous zealot. at least not as far as I know. who knows what happened behind the scenes

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