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#5253
On 5/16/2019 at 11:08 PM, Texaus said:

I’m confused what happened there. How does it go from stationary park to rolling down the hill on its own?

Park pawl broke.  

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#5263
1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

3 oz = 2 cups. This new math shit gets me every time.

One should also mix with a separate cup that is too small for the original cup's volume.  

#5264
6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

One should also mix with a separate cup that is too small for the original cup's volume.  

She probably spilled more that the original recipe called for.

#5267
4 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

3 inches, 3 ounces..... fucking measurements are hard!

I want to know more about this woman who doesn't know what 3 inches looks like

#5273
9 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

That took a second.

Yeah I kept looking at the plate to see what was wrong, and suspected it was a humblebrag just to post his sweet new ride.

#5276
5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

3 oz = 2 cups. This new math shit gets me every time.

 

She also used a glass cup to scoop ice. Huge no no. I can only imagine the "drink requests" that email is getting right now. Holy shit. 

#5280
1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

She'll drink you under the table.

Most likely. At this point in my life, the list of people who could do that is very long.

#5284
18 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Oh she knows what 3 inches looks like, she just doesn't know what 3 inches feels like

Fify

#5294
On 5/30/2019 at 7:02 AM, Pancho Negro said:

 

That is the best series of comments I've ever read in my life.

Crying.

#5295
4 hours ago, Jimbaround said:

You have to eat to know what ribs taste like.

 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hey bimbo, don’t eat the Twinkie with the wrapper still on

 

that's a manbaby

#5300
On 5/31/2019 at 10:25 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

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Mr. Meow Meow thanks you for rolling this way.

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