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#5403
42 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

 

25 years from now someone is going to be asking who the fuck turned the smelly-ass aoudads loose out here....

#5406

All you peeps calling out the players that helped Nyquill Jornan but none of you credited Feel Jackin and his tridangle offense.

#5407
On 6/7/2019 at 2:18 PM, Upgrayedd said:

My man knows what's up.  Smack that ass.

Like most sisters, she did not really get mad until he tried to touch her hair. Never touch a sisters hair, unless you wanna get hit.

#5423
7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

You won't believe the ending

 

 

Just bulldoze that shit outta here.

Props to Scooter Woman.

#5435
16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

The number of times somebody popping themselves in the nards is NOT funny shall always be pegged at ZERO.

negatory...a self-executed nut shot is the second funniest thing on the planet next to a fart.

#5436
1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

negatory...a self-executed nut shot is the second funniest thing on the planet next to a fart.

Farts are the universal language of humor. Babies know farts are funny, and old people laugh at farts too. I'm sure the first time one of our human ancestors developed the brain complexity to comprehend humor, they connected loud butt sounds with stink and found it hilarious. I'll bet that all forms of intelligent life that have a sense of humor and have a bodily function noise connected with stink, they find it funny too. Nut shots are pretty close to that level of universal humor.

#5437
This killed me. Linking from Reddit because I couldn’t find it anywhere else. 
 

I can’t stop laughing. The music playing was the clincher, but the comments are legendary.
#5438
16 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

This killed me. Linking from Reddit because I couldn’t find it anywhere else. 

 

This reminds me of the first time I put on a condom

#5439
28 minutes ago, BHMCruiser said:

This reminds me of the first time I put on a condom

Because a fat dyke with pink hair shoved a leaf blower up your ass too? 

#5440
4 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Because a fat dyke with pink hair shoved a leaf blower up your ass too? 

It was high school and I was not picky

#5447
30 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I disabled my ad-block for that turd?

If I had a nickel for every time that was said during the last months of the old site 

#5448
5 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


I can’t stop laughing. The music playing was the clincher, but the comments are legendary.

Just read through some of the comments.  Damn that was funny.

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