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#5652
6 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

 

Video was good, but that first comment was gold.  "That guy is less coordinated than a 3-wheeled grocery cart."

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#5658
Turn the sound up.
I have no idea what pro ana is.


I need to be tripping to fully enjoy this video.
#5666

Horrifying?   Not at all...

#5667

Meh. There’s a subreddit with a lot of the photos archived. R/DeepNudes The program was not very good. Unless you like obviously shopped pictures and misshapen boobs. If so, then it’s great

#5669
25 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Meh. There’s a subreddit with a lot of the photos archived. R/DeepNudes The program was not very good. Unless you like obviously shopped pictures and misshapen boobs. If so, then it’s great

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#5670
31 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Meh. There’s a subreddit with a lot of the photos archived. R/DeepNudes The program was not very good. Unless you like obviously shopped pictures and misshapen boobs. If so, then it’s great

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#5671
16 hours ago, Augustus said:

Don't know how many times I watched this but I lost it.

Would be funnier if it wasn't fake as fuck.

#5674
21 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

gotdamn I did something very similar in my youth.  Was at the doctor's office and got a vibe from the receptionist that I talked to on arrival and departure.  Decided after leaving, "fuck it, I'm gonna walk back in like a boss and get her number".  There was a coffee table in between the door and the desk, and when I walked back in I could see it and walked around it.  Caught her off guard, obviously impressed her with my confidence and she hands over her number in a second.  I start walking to the door, looking back her way letting her know, "I'll call you soon, we'll go o----" BAM fucking coffee table caught my shin and my momentum took me right over the top just like Jack Tripper would have done back in the day.  End up on my ass on the floor of the doctors office.  It all worked out though, I laughed her all the way into my bed later that weekend

#5683
52 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

More like
Hotdogs
Pizza
Whataburger

Chicago always fucking up good food

Michael Dell should buy the Cubs and move them to San Antonio

Forget Whataburger, stay away.   Elvis Burgers at Devil Dawgs is where it's at.

Edited by ulukinatme

#5687
44 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

38 minutes ago, The University said:

^ i didn't realize the trailer for american psycho 3 had been released

 

#5688
46 minutes ago, The University said:

^ i didn't realize the trailer for american psycho 3 had been released

I’m impressed you were aware of american psycho 2. 

#5690

So he gets up, has some quiet time, plans his day, has breakfast, exercises, gets dressed, and goes to work?  

As Pacino says in "Heat"...I am Over-Fucking-Whelmed. 

The future is now.  

 

#5692
1 hour ago, mchookem said:

well, he also offers technique for the '15 minute orgasm'. for women. which i appreciate. 😎

does it work?

#5695
4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

He is evidently too productive to do anything mundane like, oh, I don't know....

 

TRIMMING HIS GODDAMNED BEARD SO IT IS NOT LONGER ON ONE SIDE OF HIS FACE THAN THE OTHER. I think I would throw up if I was in a room with him for more than 30 seconds.

Edited by Walden Ponderer
I do notice that the 'still' before you play the video is clean shaven. Self-awareness? Or a personal assistant who actually makes him productive, in spite of the crap he spews that actually works against him?

#5699

 I honestly thought the Tim Ferriss thing was going to be a joke and that at the end of the video he was going to look at the camera and say, “No you fucking idiots, quit doing all this useless shit and get your fucking ass to work! Real work.”   The world would be better off without people who buy into  self-help bullshit like this. 

#5700

He used to practice Stoicism, then deviated from it pretty remarkably over the past few years as it's started to make a comeback. Journaling and exercise are Stoic practices, but the rest is his own BS.

Edited by MillerEP

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