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#5853
On 7/7/2019 at 4:13 PM, EE2B said:


That’s the way you humble brag.

Yeah, letting everyone know his wife is the real breadwinner.

#5856
On 7/8/2019 at 5:48 PM, Homesickhorn said:

If I don’t limit out on ‘what the guide is calling in’, I still always limit out. You can bet your ass that I’m shooting and retrieving enough coots to cover the balance of my limit, as soon as the guide heads off to get the boat.

I’ve always had a place in my heart for those goofy little birds. And there are plenty of people out there (and I’m sure Brisket and Kyrie probably already know where I’m going with this), who have eaten poule d’eau (or coot), and thought they were eating mid-rare fatty mallard hen. Couple that with the fact that those little tasties are my gumbo go-to.

In the 80s, my BIL (R.I.P.) had a Coots Unlimited cap.  I think one of his brothers got it, otherwise I’d have claimed it. 

This isn’t it, but caps, etc. are available online. 

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#5860
2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I have one of those dogs.  She laid me out like that once in the backyard, too.

black lab is best lab.

See, there entire mission in life is to go fetch something and bring it back. Tennis ball, duck, football, it doesn't fucking matter. And any person or thing that gets in the way is going fucking down, like this dude here who had the audacity to catch and hold the football. 

#5861

Agreed. We have one going on 12 and I have to play lazy fetch now where she stands on one side of yard and I throw a tennis ball and she catches in her mouth and then walks it back. But she would fetch for days in her prime and still will fetch for hours in the lake ( no joint pain)

#5865
4 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

lol

 

at least she has her singing career to fall back on.  her voice is basically a hybrid of whitney houston and adele.

#5866
1 hour ago, futureman said:

at least she has her singing career to fall back on.  her voice is basically a hybrid of whitney houston and adele.

Fergie and Jesus.

#5870
7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

Hmmm, kicked out of the house for fucking her Chemistry teacher because she was failing.  I wonder how she's going to pay for her rent now that she's on the street...

#5875
26 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

Hmmm, kicked out of the house for fucking her Chemistry teacher because she was failing.  I wonder how she's going to pay for her rent now that she's on the street...

I find the whole situation horribly sad - no lol from me.  Mom at her wits end with daughter, daughter making terrible life decisions, and now family's business on blast to the world.

#5876
21 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I find the whole situation horribly sad - no lol from me.  Mom at her wits end with daughter, daughter making terrible life decisions, and now family's business on blast to the world.

And you have to kill and dismember a teacher. It's just a big mess all the way around

#5877
57 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

Hmmm, kicked out of the house for fucking her Chemistry teacher because she was failing.  I wonder how she's going to pay for her rent now that she's on the street...

That seems fake as shit.

#5883
1 minute ago, BayouBill said:

Super fake. You can see her flinch before the mom even starts to slap her.

I wonder if she faked it with the Chem teacher.

#5885
2 hours ago, ulukinatme said:

Hmmm, kicked out of the house for fucking her Chemistry teacher because she was failing.  I wonder how she's going to pay for her rent now that she's on the street...

duh, as a chemist 

#5894
5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That seems fake as shit.

Yeah, the mom way overacts it. I think she looks at the camera a few times too. 

#5895

NM--trying to figure out how to embed reddit

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#5898
4 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

that's like at the end of a ufc fight knockout when the guy is clearly defeated, knocked fuzzy on his back, but the other fighter just has to jump on his ass for those couple last kill shots

Edited by hayden_horn

#5899
51 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Vic did.  You gonna go after him?

She’s got Vic’s name tattooed over her right eye socket. Vic, you must’ve dropped the back out of her. Kudos big guy. 

#5900
9 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

She’s got Vic’s name tattooed over her right eye socket. Vic, you must’ve dropped the back out of her. Kudos big guy. 

who do you think left her those credit cards as payment?

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