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#5951
On 7/12/2019 at 5:19 PM, Parliament said:

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You know you're from Ohio when you don't know ice tea in Texas is served unsweetened unless you ask for the deep south sweetened kind.

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#5956
18 hours ago, TexasHooch said:

Nailed it!

 

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Hilarious. My wife shoots photography, and I think she secretly dislikes newborns. From having to schedule for times when NB are sleepy or happiest(wtf), to feeding time, to unexpected shits, piss all over the clothing/props... it probably took 3 hours to get the above shot vs 3 minutes for the below shot.   It isn't past the norm for her to be gone 5+ hours for a newborn shoot. 

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#5958
3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Hilarious. My wife shoots photography, and I think she secretly dislikes newborns. From having to schedule for times when NB are sleepy or happiest(wtf), to feeding time, to unexpected shits, piss all over the clothing/props... it probably took 3 hours to get the above shot vs 3 minutes for the below shot.   It isn't past the norm for her to be gone 5+ hours for a newborn shoot. 

"We want some wallet size pictures too."
"This kid wouldn't fit in a wallet size."

"Look at him, he's such a beautiful boy! He's got my eyes!"
"Yeah, and my sympathy."

#5966
1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

I thought it was quite odd and humerus

the black chick is hot but I don’t see the humer. 

#5971
7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

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7 hours ago, futureman said:

lol?

7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I thought it was quite odd and humerus

Fitzgerald is almost makin' goofy faces, this is nothing.  He had one last year during the Notre Dame game that went viral, can't find it now though.

Someone needs to Photoshop the girl closer to the Wildcat and lean her forward just a bit...that would be better.

 

 

#5972
On 7/10/2019 at 6:18 AM, futureman said:

at least she has her singing career to fall back on.  her voice is basically a hybrid of whitney houston and adele.

She'll have a very oral career.

#5989
49 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Kid would’ve been better off being buggered by that priest.

There's all kinds of time for that.

#5990
9 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Don't worry, scro'!  My first wife used to say babies could hold their breath and swim underwater.

She's a pilot now.

#5997
3 hours ago, SunUvAbitchMarcos said:

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A Bea Arthur action figure


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Looks to be anatomically correct.

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