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#6304
8 hours ago, tfoolry said:
 
From comments:
U know what I couldn’t agree more... ppl 55 years or older need to stay off the road, have their licenses revoked & have personal drivers. Their “cautious” and slow driving causes more accidents than preventing them.

55?  You're a moron.

#6308
On 8/8/2019 at 10:37 AM, MAUFRAIS said:

Gus would kick the dog shit out of Air Bud.

literally

On 8/8/2019 at 11:17 AM, Kennythetiger said:

Rudy is now in "Stranger Things".  He got a little large on us.

does someone want to tell him

On 8/8/2019 at 2:19 PM, crash_davis said:

Rude

#6315
On 8/9/2019 at 10:00 AM, Parliament said:

 

 

On 8/9/2019 at 11:27 AM, BonzoMontreaux said:

Or a normal day heading North on Mopac around the 183 exit.

 

 

On 8/9/2019 at 11:48 AM, HenryJames said:

Or a normal day heading north on 35 around the 183 exit. 

71/Ben White eastbound at 35. Oh, the exit lane is backed up all the way to the Congress intersection on-ramp?  No problem, I’ll just stop here in the right lane with my blinker on until i can push my way in. 

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#6317
6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I despise those shitass sumbitches who do that, and the limpdick pussies who let them cut the line.

preach

#6328

Co-worker had a girl. Named it Maxsyn Jo-Allyn. First thing I said was, "I didn't know Craig couldn't spell."

#6336
11 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

If I walked into this room as a parent my first thought would be, "Well David making the top 6% will be a little easier than I thought."

#6338
21 minutes ago, ABSR said:

If I walked into this room as a parent my first thought would be, "Well David making the top 6% will be a little easier than I thought."

and white people used to make fun of black kid's names.   suburbs are driving white people insane.

#6340
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

fucking douchenozzle too smart for laws.  i commend these dudes for their patience.  

 

That.  Is.  Awesome.  What a fucking tool.

#6341
fucking douchenozzle too smart for laws.  i commend these dudes for their patience.  

 

Lmfao. Too bad it wasnt in the face. What a loser. I guess hes mad he shares the name as the guy who stars in the twilight series

 

#6342
2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

fucking douchenozzle too smart for laws.  i commend these dudes for their patience.  

 

Ha, fuck that guy.  Nothing grinds my gears more than shitheads like that who think they are smarter than the room.  

#6345

When my son was in the NICU, of 20 kids, three of them were named Brooklyn, each spelled differently. 

#6347
2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

and white people used to make fun of black kid's names.   suburbs are driving white people insane.

I'd like to see you say that to the face of either Braydyn, Logyn, Haydyn, Jaydyn, Caydyn, Brocklyn or Raider.  Or Gunnyr.  

#6348
3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

fucking douchenozzle too smart for laws.  i commend these dudes for their patience.  

 

"That's a nice speech, but you're still not coming in."

#6350
1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

LOL...  "STOP... PLEASE".  That's when they should have juiced him again just for good measure.  Actually, they should have kept hitting him with it until he cried.

Yeah, the best part was that moment when he did a complete 180 from the smuggest prick in the room to a shriveling whiny bitch begging for mercy in an instant.  Such gold.

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