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#6451
2 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

I can’t stand that or honestly people who put it over a fireplace to begin with...

Maybe I’m too into proper viewing angles and shit but mines on a wall at the proper viewing height while sitting in the couch and the couch is a proper min/max distance away for tv size...

Ain’t tryin to crane my neck up 45 degrees to watch the horns...

That TV in the video is especially stupid.   It's mounted a good 30 inches above the mantel.   Absolutely no reason to go that high with it.    If I got invited to watch a game at that house, as soon as I saw the TV, I'd say "nope" and turn around and go home.  

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#6463

Is this just a solution looking for a problem or are restrooms the hourly rate motel of the new century?

#6464
40 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

So now shit and piss encrusted toilet seats are able to judge our morality.  I'm pretty sure this is the last sign of the apocalypse.

When the lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come and See!" I looked and there before me was a silver horse!  Its rider was named judgy toilet seat, and Hades was following close behind him.  They were given power over the restroom to reveal by cold water, alarms, and open doors, and by the wild couples of the toilet. (Revelation 6:7-8)

#6480
1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So cameltoeectomy

Or maybe it is a De-Arbyfication surgery.

#6483

Well I gotta say if your meat curtains are so big and floppy they hinder your athletic performance, then by all means, get them fixed.  But I"m gonna miss that train whistle sound when you sprint by during the 100m.  

#6491
8 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

HopeSol-ectomy

this particular procedure is performed in a slaughterhouse. 

#6492

College students? And I thought macbooks were expensive. . .

 

I would like to see the PowerPoint notes on how labiaplasty improves athletic performance.

#6493
12 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

College students? And I thought macbooks were expensive. . .

 

I would like to see the PowerPoint notes on how labiaplasty improves athletic performance.

Aerodynamics. That thing deploys like a parachute on a funny car. 

#6500

holy shit what a dumbass.  Eye doctor wrote about it

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Ophthalmologist here. It’s not very clear but to me it looks like the dart penetrated her globe quite centrally. If you’re wondering what’s going to happen to this poor girl, I can try to give you a sense of how this kind of case usually plays out. A quick check on Google shows a dart tip length is about 25 mm, and the average adult globe length is 24-26 mm. With the speed of the dart it almost certainly wound have speared the retina after passing through her cornea and lens. After arriving at the hospital and examined by the on call ophthalmologist, and probably after a CT scan, she’ll be rushed into emergency OR. She’ll then get her cornea stitched up to close her globe. She’ll be admitted after that. Then the next day the vitreoretinal surgeon will come and examine her and find a huge hole in her retina, probably going all the way through and out the other side. She’ll be blind by now because of a traumatic cataract — her lens has turned opaque after the lens coating (capsule) is breached. She’ll then be listed for another surgery to extract the jelly (vitreous) and blood inside her eye, and maybe close up the back part of her eye. She’ll still be blind after the surgery because they will have filled her eye with either gas or silicone oil to keep her retina attached. After they surgery and a week or two close monitoring she’ll be discharged. 6-8 weeks later if things have gone well she’ll be referred to the cornea service to deal with the scar in her cornea. If it’s in the middle part she’ll go for a corneal transplant requiring lifelong medications to prevent rejection. After that (or maybe even before) she’ll start having problems with eye pressure and the glaucoma service will be called in. She’ll start on glaucoma drops but they’ll fail and she’ll wind up with a special eye pressure lowering surgery. At some point the retina will develop funky new blood vessels that cause scarring and permanent visual loss. She’ll then be started on monthly intra-ocular injections to try to stop that process, maybe with some success. A few years later when her corneal graft starts failing and her eye pressure can no longer be controlled she’ll be sent to her final destination — oculoplastics. By now she can’t see anything because of the glaucoma, corneal cloudiness and retinal problems, and her eye will be in pain because her eye pressure is constantly high and the eye surface is not healing itself properly. She’s got a painful blind eye. The oculoplastics doctor will counsel her about evisceration — basically scooping out all the contents of the eye and leaving just the white shell. She’ll say no for a while but then finally relent, and she’ll wind up with an implant, which generally should look pretty decent. So she’ll be a one-eyed young lady. I’ve seen plenty, and it’s very sad.

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