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#6802
4 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

sigh....just sigh

so so many needing a hug, but not that many hugs to go around.

oh ok, let’s just laugh at people trying to figure out whether or not to chop their dick off.  you’re all class. 

#6803

and you are an oversensitive  pussy. Lets all lock ourselves up an strike out any type of humor that anyone might find the least bit offensive. 

I never had any issues with your goofy posts but you are just trying to be a bitch about this

 

#6809

Caitlyn seemed highly amused. she even stood up and egged the crowd on.

maybe people just have different senses of humor. since she was the only trans person on stage, at a roast no less, i'd say she gets to make the call.

#6810

Pretty sure if you agree to participate in a comedy central roast you know what you're getting into. That's the most brutal stage on TV.

#6814
2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Some people continue to take futureman seriously. 

contemporary social issues in today’s political climate need to be taken seriously.

#6815
contemporary social issues in today’s political climate need to be taken seriously.

Chop your dick off first and we can talk about it
#6817

I wonder who writes the jokes for the athletes in those roasts. No way Blake Griffin is that clever.

#6818

Even the comics that appear at those have joke writers.  The only regulars that I know write all their own shit are Ross, Jezelnik, and (the late) Gerardo.  Nikki Glazer, who is not funny on stage, admitted she had about 50-75% of her stuff written for her (that was used on stage, I mean). 

That's why you'll see so many back-and-forths between the non comedic talents up there...the same writer gives the first one a joke about the other on the dais.  Then that second person comes up there a few guests later and zings that first person using the first person's joke from earlier.  Those people aren't that funny, it's a handful of writers telegraphing jokes around the dais.  I still enjoy these for the most part.  But it was a bit of a bummer to learn just how much the pro comics still rely on writers for these things.  They can't all be Don Rickles and just riff on faces and careers like he could.  All that to say, this is what makes Edward Norton's roast of Bruce Willis so impressive.  

Anyway, back to LOL time.  this fucking cat.

#6819
10 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Pretty sure if you agree to participate in a comedy central roast you know what you're getting into. That's the most brutal stage on TV.

This. You expect to get your nuts cut off when you participate.

#6820

He told three jokes, and the punch lines of each were about her family, Alec Baldwin, and  NBA/hip-hop stars. He didn't actually disrespect her being trans. Lighten up.

#6826
I wonder who writes the jokes for the athletes in those roasts. No way Blake Griffin is that clever.


He probably has a writer for him, he’s been trying his hand as a standup comic in the off-season. Even think he hosts at some comedy club or something.

Saw an interview once, he isn’t that funny.
#6827
He told three jokes, and the punch lines of each were about her family, Alec Baldwin, and  NBA/hip-hop stars. He didn't actually disrespect her being trans. Lighten up.
Well the 1st and 3rd can be interpreted towards jenner not wanting a white dick or giving the daughters daddy issues.

Both were funny
#6828
Even the comics that appear at those have joke writers.  The only regulars that I know write all their own shit are Ross, Jezelnik, and (the late) Gerardo.  Nikki Glazer, who is not funny on stage, admitted she had about 50-75% of her stuff written for her (that was used on stage, I mean). 
That's why you'll see so many back-and-forths between the non comedic talents up there...the same writer gives the first one a joke about the other on the dais.  Then that second person comes up there a few guests later and zings that first person using the first person's joke from earlier.  Those people aren't that funny, it's a handful of writers telegraphing jokes around the dais.  I still enjoy these for the most part.  But it was a bit of a bummer to learn just how much the pro comics still rely on writers for these things.  They can't all be Don Rickles and just riff on faces and careers like he could.  All that to say, this is what makes Edward Norton's roast of Bruce Willis so impressive.  
Anyway, back to LOL time.  this fucking cat.
God i miss greg gerardo.

#6829
20 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

 


He probably has a writer for him, he’s been trying his hand as a standup comic in the off-season. Even think he hosts at some comedy club or something.

Saw an interview once, he isn’t that funny.

 

That guy has the personality of a piece of plywood. He isn't going to make it as a comic. 

#6836

Not sure whether to post this here or under the “wives” thread, so I’m doing both. Which one of you Surly dudes is married to this rocket scientist?

 

#6839
On 9/9/2019 at 9:22 PM, futureman said:

oh ok, let’s just laugh at people trying to figure out whether or not to chop their dick off.  you’re all class. 

we laugh at you all the time.

#6840
8 hours ago, nnm said:

Not sure whether to post this here or under the “wives” thread, so I’m doing both. Which one of you Surly dudes is married to this rocket scientist?

 

now, you don’t wanna add too much oil.

#6841
8 hours ago, nnm said:

Not sure whether to post this here or under the “wives” thread, so I’m doing both. Which one of you Surly dudes is married to this rocket scientist?

 

Want to know how we all know you are gay ?

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#6849
2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Image result for i have the weirdest boner

 

I don’t understand.  is it weird because you’re gay and not normally attracted to hot women?

#6850
On 9/10/2019 at 11:06 AM, crash_davis said:

 

Must be a deleted scene, don’t recall seeing it in the movie.  BTW, going 2,1. 

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