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#7362
4 hours ago, Grandioso said:

it qualifies.  if brooke hogan said black people smell like shit she’d be crucified. 

#7368
14 hours ago, futureman said:

it qualifies.  if brooke hogan said black people smell like shit she’d be crucified. 

They should've told her that the only reason anyone knows she even exists is because she's nothing more than a fermented chunk of Hulk Hogan's cum and if we graded celebrities based on deli meat she'd be olive loaf.

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35 minutes ago, Chooky said:

They should've told her that the only reason anyone knows she even exists is because she's nothing more than a fermented chunk of Hulk Hogan's cum and if we graded celebrities based on deli meat she'd be olive loaf.

you must be black. 

#7372

I mean...crash posted this today...on the same page...and it’s 8 posts above yours. That’s blitzing on every 3rd down lazy.

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#7373
28 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

I mean...crash posted this today...on the same page...and it’s 8 posts above yours. That’s blitzing on every 3rd down lazy.

I guess my old man was right, I am a lazy son of a bitch

#7376

How does one even manage to blow up their yard? I've never tried pouring gasoline down a hole before, but I wouldn't have assumed it would be that combustible underground. 

#7381
16 minutes ago, Parliament said:

It's funny because he's fat.

he had a shorter runway and still flew as far as she did.  phatsics, how does it work?

#7384
49 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

he had a shorter runway and still flew as far as she did.  phatsics, how does it work?

And she started at a higher elevation than him, but he went higher.

I'm guessing in phatsics, you must use the square of the mass in the potential energy equation.  m^2gh

#7386
On 10/18/2019 at 10:34 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

That's Irish as as fuck.  You know his name is Paddy and hers is Mary Catherine.

If God wanted you at the top of that staircase, he would have miracled your ass up there...

#7390
21 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

How does one even manage to blow up their yard? I've never tried pouring gasoline down a hole before, but I wouldn't have assumed it would be that combustible underground. 

 

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