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#8052
36 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Can't stop laughing

I'll take a break.  couldn't resist this one.

If there was a prize in question, dude at least deserves a case of beer for the effort.

#8053
55 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

defeated?

 

Who the fuck thinks I’m going to put on my bikini, go on the roof and play with my nunchucks? Also, it looks like she might be packing something in those bikini bottoms.

Edited by NeverMarryAStripper

#8056
1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Who the fuck thinks I’m going to put on my bikini, go on the roof and play with my nunchucks? Also, it looks like she might be packing something in those bikini bottoms.

Not anymore

#8057
2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Who the fuck thinks I’m going to put on my bikini, go on the roof and play with my nunchucks? Also, it looks like she might be packing something in those bikini bottoms.

From the horizon it appears to be Southern California. I'm sure she was about to get fucked.

#8059
2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Who the fuck thinks I’m going to put on my bikini, go on the roof and play with my nunchucks? Also, it looks like she might be packing something in those bikini bottoms.

Welcome to the internet, NMAS.  Where staged videos and packed bikini bottoms are all the rage.  

#8061
2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

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Harvey Weinstein approves this message.

#8071

 

On 11/22/2019 at 2:16 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Actually, I kinda have before. Not with ISIS, but with Mexican cartels, Russian mafia, and South African rugby players. The South Africans were undoubtedly the scariest, but all the same, none of them gave a fuck. Most evil people only kill people if they have a legit reason, and you have to give them one, more often than not.

 

millennial seems legit as anything to me.

#8072
On 11/21/2019 at 7:10 AM, burntorangebongos said:

 

This is Joe Marler, who plays prop for England. I'm starting to think he might need a head injury assessment.

#8073
3 hours ago, Rudiger said:

I'm starting to think he might need a head injury assessment.

he’s just doing a bit.  there’s nothing wrong with his head. 

#8088
2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Tinkerbell likes pooper?

I am rethinking my childhood.

If you're small enough fit, you may want to rethink a number of things. 

#8092

I just realized that Tink appears to be giving herself the finger work whilst sitting on the flower knob @ the same time.

#8100

Not exactly lulz until you realize that's Donald Fagen in the back left, Bette Midler across the table from him, and the host (Patty Smyth of Scandal), who is an acquaintance of mine, has ceded toasting duties to her husband (John McEnroe) and his right arm.  Fagen's face is perfect.

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