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#8102
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not exactly lulz until you realize that's Donald Fagen in the back left, Bette Midler across the table from him, and the host (Patty Smyth of Scandal), who is an acquaintance of mine, has ceded toasting duties to her husband (John McEnroe) and his right arm.  Fagen's face is perfect.

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Dude that is the greatest picture I’ve ever seen.

#8104
4 minutes ago, futureman said:

in english, please. 

Dude that was clear as a bell.  Unreal.  So zJohnnie Mac was the glass in the foreground?  Fagen is a hero to me.  As is Mac.  He played in the greatest era of tennis ever.  Mac, Borg, Connors, Lendl.  Unmatched.  And McEnroe was the greatest entertainer of them all.  

#8105
15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not exactly lulz until you realize that's Donald Fagen in the back left, Bette Midler across the table from him, and the host (Patty Smyth of Scandal), who is an acquaintance of mine, has ceded toasting duties to her husband (John McEnroe) and his right arm.  Fagen's face is perfect.

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#8107
24 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Mac, Borg, Connors, Lendl.  Unmatched.  

maybe from an entertainment standpoint?  if they played in the 21st century they wouldn’t have a major between the four of them. 

#8108
1 minute ago, futureman said:

maybe from an entertainment standpoint?  if they played in the 21st century they wouldn’t have a major between the four of them. 

Balderdash!

#8110
12 minutes ago, miguelito said:

that could be anyone's right arm.

Well sure, except it's Patty Smyth's photo from her dining room, she's married to Johnny Mac, and he often wears printed shirts like that.

But yeah, it's probably my arm.

#8111

And JMac would waste most modern tennis players in his prime.  He was cat quick and had a drive to win that these putzes can't even begin to emulate.

#8112
4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well sure, except it's Patty Smyth's photo from her dining room, she's married to Johnny Mac, and he often wears printed shirts like that.

But yeah, it's probably my arm.

You should get that spot checked out.

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#8114

Motherfuckin' Jimmy holding out on some Patty nudes from us...  was always a cutie and would still get it this day.  

Can't imagine that JMac/Tatum household back in the day...  talk about volatile. 

#8123
1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

Ain't that a peach

Who is the pussy that reported dick napkins to the mods? The suckage of this site is complete.

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#8138
On 11/29/2019 at 7:45 PM, futureman said:

maybe from an entertainment standpoint?  if they played in the 21st century they wouldn’t have a major between the four of them. 

I hate stupid comments like this.  You don't think their games would have evolved to match current play?  GTFO with comments like this.  Tennis was such a bigger sport then than it is now.

#8140
18 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I hate stupid comments like this.  You don't think their games would have evolved to match current play?  GTFO with comments like this.  Tennis was such a bigger sport then than it is now.

it wouldn’t have been as big for bjorg, mcenroe, lendl and connors.  those guys are andy roddick to federer, nadal, and djokovic.  the plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

#8141
40 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Defeated?

I haven't seen someone disappear in a giant bush like that since the last time I was at South Austin's mom's house 

#8143
7 minutes ago, futureman said:

it wouldn’t have been as big for bjorg, mcenroe, lendl and connors.  those guys are andy roddick to federer, nadal, and djokovic.  the plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

You're equating those guys with Roddick?  I can't argue with stupid.

#8144
51 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

You're equating those guys with Roddick?  

equating?  roddick was probably better, actually.  none of those guys could handle roddick’s serve at the peak of his powers. 

#8146

Alright, enough with the tennis lunacy.  I'm not the world's biggest tennis fan, but I did see Johnny Mac play Agassi in a charity event when Andre had fought his way back to #1, and while JM's extra decade took him out of any serious running to win the match, it wasn't nearly as lopsided as one might think.  Agassi basically sat back and bombed from the baseline while McEnroe ran his own ass off flicking volleys.  It was pretty impressive.  He would have held his own just fine in the "most modern" era -- he was a terrific natural athlete.

#8147
3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

  He would have held his own just fine in the "most modern" era -- he was a terrific natural athlete.

never disputed that.  he’d have finished in or near the top 10 of most tournaments.  

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