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#8404

Just saw this at the round rock antique mall if anyone needs a last minute Christmas ideaf450f4812ffef4d05bcc09dfee81f5d7.jpg

 

Fuck you, sideways pic

#8405

how does his uniform go from being a Dallas Cowboy to a Harlem Globetrotter, all the while being the assistant manager at Tuesday Morning?  

#8406

Pretty sure it started as colt mccoy and was repainted when the coop sold it.

#8407

Where are you getting Colt in that face?  That's Case all the way, baby!  

#8411
1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

 

Next time I shower with my girlfriend I am going to do this to her.  It's gonna cost me $50 for some new fru-fru bottle of shampoo but it'll be so worth it.

Or maybe I'll do it the next time I shower with South Austin's mom.  A $0.99 bottle of Prell from the Dollar Store would be worth it too.

#8412
Guess this could also go in the the Bitch about Holiday drama thread.  Probably needs played for everyone before the festivities start.
 
Also,  1,3,2
 
 
 


Back left, yep
#8416
 

If they could somehow edit it so that you didn’t have to listen to Bon Jovi that would be great.
#8418
10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I'm not seeing it.

That's why they're sneaky.

#8420
18 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 

Here's the whole video, they get some chicks too and an Asian guy spazes out.  

 

 

#8423
1 hour ago, ulukinatme said:

Here's the whole video, they get some chicks too and an Asian guy spazes out.  

 

Red thong 1, blue thong 2 & dude is lucky Hulk didn't crush because I'm pretty certain he was about to turn green

#8425
18 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Kid's busy trying to hug up on Salvatore in the blue tshirt who is ready to slap him while the blonde and brunette MILFs are getting hot 'n' bothered. Focus, young fella.

 

#8427

So this guy had a chance to take out switzer and failed is what I’m reading.

#8428
3 hours ago, demos said:

So this guy had a chance to take out switzer and failed is what I’m reading.

And what is @BigDHornfan doing following Switzer on Twitter?  Do the Mods know about this??

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#8431
1 hour ago, ulukinatme said:

What the hell is wrong with Switzer's finger?  Did he break it checking the oil in one of his Tight Ends?  

You'd have a harder time finding something not crooked on Switzer. 

#8436

Most popular guy at the nudist camp?  the one who can carry a dozen doughnuts and 4 cups of coffee.

Most popular girl? the one who can eat the 12th doughnut.

#8437

Have you ever worked at a nudist camp? I have, and it’s disturbing to say the least. That dude you described is most likely down at the “gay” camp with a bunch of dudes lining up for his services. /no homo

#8439
7 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Nobody that fat is out walking

He probably slapped the dude for being in the way of the ice cream truck.

#8440
Have you ever worked at a nudist camp? I have, and it’s disturbing to say the least. That dude you described is most likely down at the “gay” camp with a bunch of dudes lining up for his services. /no homo
Why would you apply for this job? Tou should start a new thread with funny stories.
#8441

I was a camp counselor in the Poconos for a couple of summers in my early 20’s. A couple of weeks before the kids got there the camp would rent the facilities to different groups. One of the groups that rented it was a nudist group from the northeast. There were about 300-400 of them and 99% of them had no business being naked anywhere , let alone out in “public”.

#8443

You do not want those pics.
I stumbled on a nude beach in Norway at the end of a run.  I knew there was a beach at the end of the peninsula outside Oslo, and I thought it would be a good idea to run to the beach, jump in the cool water (in summer the water’s about 65), and then run back to town. Well, on one side there’s a regular beach, on the other there’s a nude beach, about which I did not know. And I went to the wrong beach. 
In your mind you’re picturing the nude beach you see when you search the Google for nude beach. That’s not what you get. It’s 85% old, decrepit men, and the 15% that are not identifiably male are old Rosie O’Donnells.
Making no eye contact, I hurried to the other side of the beach, where the regular people were, where the young, fit Norwegian women were. All of whom had appropriate clothing on. Which is still a million times better than what was on the other beach. 
TL;DR:  you don’t want to see pics of a real nude beach. 

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#8444

That is correct. Of the 400 or so at the camp, there were probably 300 or more men and maybe one or two attractive females. The most disturbing thing was an alleged “preacher” that brought his family including teen and pre-teen kids.

#8446



 you don’t want to see pics of a real nude beach. 


As a person who walked the beach at Hedonism out of curiosity, I wholeheartedly agree.

#8448
On 12/21/2019 at 9:31 PM, Hate said:

Have you ever worked at a nudist camp? I have, and it’s disturbing to say the least. That dude you described is most likely down at the “gay” camp with a bunch of dudes lining up for his services. /no homo

Yeah this is not what I want to read with my morning coffee.  Dammit.

#8449



The most disturbing thing was an alleged “preacher” that brought his family including teen and pre-teen kids.


But mullet wants pics

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