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#8606
46 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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I always thought the Chocolate Rain singer was a boy

#8611

I love this not so much for the photo but for the article.  Everything about this is perfect, especially the parts in bold:

SAND SPRINGS, Okla. (AP) — A man stole a pickup truck with a sleeping passenger and a goat inside it and drove it all the way from Missouri to Oklahoma before releasing the terrified victim and animal and eventually being arrested, authorities say.

According to an arrest report, two men in the truck parked outside of an adult video store in Carthage, Missouri, early Wednesday morning. The driver went inside the store and the passenger fell asleep. When the passenger awoke, a masked man was driving the truck and pointing a gun at his head, Tulsa TV station KOTV reported.

The carjacking suspect, 40-year-old Brandon Kirby, drove from Missouri through Kansas. During the 130-mile ordeal, Kirby took methamphetamine, pistol-whipped the victim and continually threatened him, according to the arrest report. He was eventually arrested in Sand Springs, Oklahoma, after he let the passenger and the goat out of the truck and the victim called 911, the Oklahoma Highway Patrol said.

Kirby, who is from Mannford, west of Tulsa, was jailed on suspicion of kidnapping, pointing a firearm and being a felon in possession of a firearm. Jail records don’t list an attorney who might speak on his behalf.

The Sand Springs Police Department said on Facebook: “OK 2020, it only took you 4.5 hours to get weird. Let’s slow down on the carjacking-goatnapping calls for the remainder of the year.”


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#8612

Summary: two dudes drove to an adult video store....with a goat in the car.  One guy went inside to get...."supplies," I guess.

Dude....getting carjacked before the other guy got back was the BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THAT GOAT.

#8616
7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude....getting carjacked before the other guy got back was the BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THAT GOAT.

I couldn’t help but read it as “ A man stole a pickup truck with a sleeping passenger and Tom Brady inside it and drove it all the way from Missouri to Oklahoma.”

#8617
Summary: two dudes drove to an adult video store....with a goat in the car.  One guy went inside to get...."supplies," I guess.
Dude....getting carjacked before the other guy got back was the BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THAT GOAT.
When I see an adult video store I wonder how they make it.

I have a cell phone and porn isnt blocked.
#8630
5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

So since we’re in Texas, is it the Guadalupe river or the Guad-a-loop?  San Felípe or Saan phillippi?  Aalaamoe or Álamo?  Saan Jasinto or Sán Hacínto? Texas or Tejas?

#8632

Only two cities with City Councils dumb enough to place the airport rideshare pickup across the fucking highway from the terminal:  Baghdad and Austin.  

#8635
2 hours ago, nnm said:

So since we’re in Texas, is it the Guadalupe river or the Guad-a-loop?  San Felípe or Saan phillippi?  Aalaamoe or Álamo?  Saan Jasinto or Sán Hacínto? Texas or Tejas?

Pedernales = per-de-nah-less

#8636
15 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I'm more triggered by the original guy mixing scotch and coke than mispronouncing the name of the scotch.

#8640
8 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

I'm more triggered by the original guy mixing scotch and coke than mispronouncing the name of the scotch.

Amen brother. Preach. Couple of drops of water. That is all that should be added to whisky. 

#8645
On 1/4/2020 at 5:13 PM, nnm said:

So since we’re in Texas, is it the Guadalupe river or the Guad-a-loop?  San Felípe or Saan phillippi?  Aalaamoe or Álamo?  Saan Jasinto or Sán Hacínto? Texas or Tejas?

Manchaca or Manchack?

#8646
Only two cities with City Councils dumb enough to place the airport rideshare pickup across the fucking highway from the terminal:  Baghdad and Austin.  

Well done....very well played.
#8647
11 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

I'm more triggered by the original guy mixing scotch and coke than mispronouncing the name of the scotch.

¿Ha tomado Buchanas?

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