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#8951
5 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

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Works especially well for those viewing on Tapa.

Handed this to my wife. When she laughed then looked up from her phone at me I had my nuts out.

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#8955
18 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

Handed this to my wife. When she laughed then looked up from her phone at me I had my nuts out.

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#8959

I love anything with alison Brie.  But why is it called Dolly Parton Challenge?  'Cause of the tits or?  

#8961

My dad always told me the Dolly Parton Challenge was to see how old she could get before you'd quit jerking off to her. 

Then again, neither he nor I ever had social media accounts.  

#8962
1 hour ago, Lobo said:

the Dolly Parton Challenge was to see how old she could get before you'd quit jerking off to her. 

when that day comes I will let you know. 

#8963

She was probably one of the first five women that made me realize I liked women.  Linda Carter (Wonder Woman) and Erin Grey were two of the others.  Obviously not the kind you fapped to, but more like "Hey I'm getting older.  By no means old, but older.  If a 7 year old can't decide he likes a certain kinda woman, then I don't want to know from him."  More of the "Pieces of Ass in the Early 80's"  

#8964
Wendy's has been owning other fast food places for decades.  Back in the early 80s there were a Wendy's and a McDonalds on North Street, next to the SFA campus, and practically across the street from each other.  Wendy's had just introduced chicken sandwiches, and boasted intact chicken breasts, rather than pressed parts and pieces.  One morning the Wendy's sign read "Wendy's breasts are better than Ronald's nuggets."  It didn't stay up long.  Damned East Texas prudes.


back when i practiced law in Nac, someone climbed up the sign at Cotton Patch and altered the letters to say “Fall Into The Snatch.” they kept it up for a week.

the reigning county attorney and i ate lunch together there for almost the entire week as an homage to their rebellion.
#8965
9 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


back when i practiced law in Nac, someone climbed up the sign at Cotton Patch and altered the letters to say “Fall Into The Snatch.” they kept it up for a week.

the reigning county attorney and i ate lunch together there for almost the entire week as an homage to their rebellion.

 

Well it was Snatchadoches, after all.

#8967
24 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Dolly Parton  is about as Southern sweet as it gets and she could still talk me into eating a ketchup popsicle. 

Yeah, but what if you didn't know where that popsicle had been? 

Oh wait, yeah...that makes it better.

#8972
16 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Dolly Parton  is about as Southern sweet as it gets and she could still talk me into eating a ketchup popsicle. 

Do you regularly wear white gloves?

#8978

Not sure how appropriate it is to post from another thread, but an inadvertent lol from the Kobe thread...

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Edit: Sorry for the Photobucket watermark. Since I don't post much...

#8979
On 1/24/2020 at 6:38 PM, RPM said:

I used to work for a small grocery chain. The owner (who is a notorious skinflint) franchised a Wendy's on his parking lot in Decatur. I saw them take out of date meat from the market, make square patties and take it over to Wendy's. I've never eaten there.

I worked at a Wendy's for two years, and the meat was never delivered in patty form.  We had a machine that pattied up fresh "never frozen" ground beef.

#8983
18 hours ago, smoothlonghorn said:

Not sure how appropriate it is to post from another thread, but an inadvertent lol from the Kobe thread...

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the ultimate troll would have been to have several tranny porn tabs open on your screenshot.

#8988
6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Weiner, ditch, etc.:

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WAUKESHA COUNTY, Wis. (CBS 58) -- Following the rules of the road is important -- even if you're the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

The Waukesha County Sheriff's Department pulled over the Wienermobile for not following the Move Over Law. The driver of the Weinermobile was given a verbal warning.

#8990
15 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

I like how the ducks are yucking it up at the end.

#8996
6 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Do you know how far a rooster can fly? Depends on how good your form is.

#8998

A bunch of posters just got...triggered.

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