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#9103
On 2/1/2020 at 6:26 PM, Mileslong said:

 

The baby in this flight safety pamphlet is clearly an adult

 

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66-A7-D6-D5-0883-4-A70-911-C-BF41917-F75Lots of ugly baa as bird on airplanes. And decapitated ones. 
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#9105

Can you fellas please point me to a place where I can browse more of this? I've spent the last 2 weeks going through this thread and now I'm left empty. 

#9107
12 hours ago, Incredulity said:

 

Doesn’t quite fit, but reminds me of this Richard Pryor bit

And he hit me with a punch he got From… Mississippi. It came from Mississippi, in slow motion, it say, [sound effect]. Gained momentum in Georgia [sound effect]. Swept up through Louisiana [sound effect]. And my body said get the fuck out of the way. I couldn’t move, though. And my mind is saying drop your arm, block the punch, then counter with your right. But my arm said, I ain’t got nothing to do with it. And he hit me in the ribs, [sound effect]. You ever had air leave your body, air just said, fuck it!

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#9113
2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

This is the LOL thread isn't it?

Exactly. There is a reason political humor is rarely funny. Neither of the posts on this page are lol. The cow video would be funny on it’s own, but the political comment ruins it. 

#9117
On 2/2/2020 at 1:27 PM, Brisketexan said:

So....someone noticed this special deal at HEB.

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That's my friend from HS.  She's hot as fuck and a very sweet girl

#9119
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


....and she shared the strawberries with you?

In my dreams maybe, it's hilarious watching all the thirsty ass guys on her FB and Instagram page though

#9120
14 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

That's my friend from HS.  She's hot as fuck and a very sweet girl

I don't believe you.

#9122
1 minute ago, Speedtrucker said:

Feel like rules are being broken here.
 

Wrong forum for random outing of a person I've known 30 years... but duly noted, and you would be impressed

#9123
21 minutes ago, uoftorange said:

That's my friend from HS.  She's hot as fuck and a very sweet girl

well her fingernails are the worst

#9124
1 hour ago, uoftorange said:

Wrong forum for random outing of a person I've known 30 years... but duly noted, and you would be impressed

Would we P in her B? Because there's a forum for that

#9125
1 hour ago, uoftorange said:

Wrong forum for random outing of a person I've known 30 years... but duly noted, and you would be impressed

Also looks like she is sitting in the chair at the pharmacy getting her blood pressure checked...

#9138
49 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Beginner luck!

 

sincerely,

 

mister Miaggi after loosing chopsticks fly catching competition to Danielson. 

#9139
On 2/3/2020 at 5:32 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

66-A7-D6-D5-0883-4-A70-911-C-BF41917-F75Lots of ugly baa as bird on airplanes. And decapitated ones. 
 

 

 

Baby flavored juice box?

#9141
On 2/3/2020 at 5:32 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

66-A7-D6-D5-0883-4-A70-911-C-BF41917-F75Lots of ugly baa as bird on airplanes. And decapitated ones. 
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babies

My iPhone has been giving me some weird auto corrections since my last update. 

#9142
2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

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My daughter’s boyfriend (probably future husband) has a chiropractor for a mom who has him believing this antivax shit. My daughter told him that he’d have to get his vaccines updated before he could be around her new baby niece, so he agreed. A day before his vaccines, he spiked a fever, so he couldn’t get his shots. It turned out to be a nasty bug that lasted for almost a month. We all know if he came down with that virus the day after his vaccines, he would forever blame the vaccines. 
 

My daughter is heading to med school in the summer, so boyfriend is in for a re-education camp experience.

#9143
On 2/2/2020 at 7:59 PM, mulletpelini said:

Are you really gonna stick with that assumption after what we learned about NowThis

What did i miss?

#9147

I love the cop at the end pointing and laughing from the back of the truck. Does he have a cocktail in his hand?

Edit: in the post route tweet

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