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$50 says that’s a thing in Hipster austin on town Lake within a year. And you have to make your own canoe to participate.  

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#9160
1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm personally not into it, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

User name . . . close enough.

#9162
6 hours ago, Lobo said:

$50 says that’s a thing in Hipster austin on town Lake within a year. And you have to make your own canoe to participate.  

Then you open up the floodgates and bam, entertainment and art!

#9164

I was waiting for a shark or northern pike to jump up and get him, or for a dog to jump in the canoe and knock him over.  Instead it was a weird person doing weird shit while weird people applauded. 

#9165

I don’t believe the announcements that that dude has a daughter. No way anyone that does that by choice has ever had sex.

#9166
$50 says THAT’S ALREADY HAPPENED, and Hipsters in austin on town Lake have been doing it for almost five years. And you have to make your own canoe to participate.  


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#9170

Haha, she used real coke too, that sugar is going to make her entire room sticky for eternity. That’s why they usually use diet.

#9171
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Haha, she used real coke too, that sugar is going to make her entire room sticky for eternity. That’s why they usually use diet.

It ain't her mentos/coke combo making her pleather chair sticky.  Vic accounts for half the likes on that clip.  Can't be a coincidence.  

#9173
16 hours ago, Hate said:

I don’t believe the announcements that that dude has a daughter. No way anyone that does that by choice has ever had sex.

He probably gets more than half the posters on Surly, but that could be just about anyone.

#9174
2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

He probably gets more than half the posters on Surly, but that could be just about anyone.

a guy on a solo 1 way mission to mars gets more than half the posters on surly

#9176
7 hours ago, 'stache said:

Haha, she used real coke too, that sugar is going to make her entire room sticky for eternity. That’s why they usually use diet.

She gonna die soon anyway.  #dontcare

#9177
On 2/7/2020 at 11:03 AM, Lobo said:

$50 says that’s a thing in Hipster austin on town Lake within a year. And you have to make your own canoe to participate.  

Portlandia did it:

 

#9187
On 2/6/2020 at 9:32 AM, elfenix said:

 

Must have been in violation of some penile code.

#9193
10 hours ago, markstanco said:
On 2/7/2020 at 12:48 PM, Bash Riprock said:
 

WTF were you searching to find that video? Or even worse, was that on your YT fred?

Reddit

#9200

Yeah, that fight ain't got nothing to do with race...it's geography.  You don't start fights with anyone or anything that has the name "East Saint Louis" in its name or on its shirt.  

Period.  Full stop.  

Watch around the 2:30p mark, lower left...the biggun' from ESL...she flings two grown men nearly to the ground whilst still throwing hands with the Trinity chick.  That girl has had the ability to beat the shit out of most surly posters since she was in 8th grade.  

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