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#9651
1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"Sexy Vixen Vinyl" has now been permanently ruined for me.

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This is especially funny to me because I have a lawyer cousin about that same age who looks, talks, and thinks just like Brit Hume. 

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#9659
1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I have no idea what this Vietnamese song about COVID-19 is actually saying, but I get the impression it's saying it well.

 

 

#9661
22 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Man, this virus has no respect.

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I was Catholic growing up in a small town in NM. For communion, everyone drank from the same chalice. The priest or Eucharistic ministers just gave it a little wipe between parishioners. Almost makes me puke thinking about it. 

#9662
9 minutes ago, nnm said:

I was Catholic growing up in a small town in NM. For communion, everyone drank from the same chalice. The priest or Eucharistic ministers just gave it a little wipe between parishioners. Almost makes me puke thinking about it. 

You haven't been to a mass in a while have you?

 

 

#9663
17 minutes ago, davidg said:

You haven't been to a mass in a while have you?

 

 

He already said he was catholic. 
 

spoiler alert: they still do that. 
 

hit up the Lutheran service if you want your own shot glass. 

#9665
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He already said he was catholic. 
 

spoiler alert: they still do that. 
 

hit up the Lutheran service if you want your own shot glass. 

I'm quite aware that they still do that.  Tap your meter.  

  The most uncomfortable I've been around a service was at a funeral for an older cousin  who passed away from Aids in 1990.   Lots of friends who were obviously in the late stages of their own fight with Aids, going through a communion line. 

 

#9667
26 minutes ago, davidg said:

I'm quite aware that they still do that.  Tap your meter.  

  The most uncomfortable I've been around a service was at a funeral for an older cousin  who passed away from Aids in 1990.   Lots of friends who were obviously in the late stages of their own fight with Aids, going through a communion line. 

 

AIDS doesnt transmit through saliva. The PSAs from 30 years ago out front should have told you.

#9668
1 hour ago, nnm said:

I was Catholic growing up in a small town in NM. For communion, everyone drank from the same chalice. The priest or Eucharistic ministers just gave it a little wipe between parishioners. Almost makes me puke thinking about it. 

The same chalice Carmelita sipped from after she sucked 30 dicks the week before?

#9670
1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

AIDS doesnt transmit through saliva. The PSAs from 30 years ago out front should have told you.


Probably got it from Magic Johnson

#9672
4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

AIDS doesnt transmit through saliva. The PSAs from 30 years ago out front should have told you.

I bet you still wouldn't have drank from the cup

#9677
12 hours ago, nnm said:

I was Catholic growing up in a small town in NM. For communion, everyone drank from the same chalice. The priest or Eucharistic ministers just gave it a little wipe between parishioners. Almost makes me puke thinking about it. 

You should feel lucky if that's all the the parish priest did to you.

#9678
3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

thought for sure they were gonna mention deez nuts

Yeah, jalapeno in eyes, uncomfortable.  Jalapeno on your junk?   Agonizing fucking pain.   Learned that the hard way after a drunken jalapeno eating contest.

#9681
2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

You should feel lucky if that's all the the parish priest did to you.

You don’t know how true this is. One of the epicenters was northern NM. Childhood friends were abused.

#9682
48 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Slicing peppers, not washing hands, then taking a dump without a bidet  altar boy = terrified butthole.

Just trying to merge the catholic and jalapeno theme.

#9683
32 minutes ago, nnm said:

You don’t know how true this is. One of the epicenters was northern NM. Childhood friends were abused.

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#9688
17 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He already said he was catholic. 
 

spoiler alert: they still do that. 
 

hit up the Lutheran service if you want your own shot glass. 

Or just stop believing in fairy tales.  

#9689

 

Watch till the end 🤣  Hmm... it had captioning that made it even funnier "Get the fuck away!" "F'n kangaroos" but I don't know what happened to them

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#9692
He already said he was catholic. 
 
spoiler alert: they still do that. 

Hey, i was there at Christmas.

And yeah, they still so that but I haven’t been to confession in god knows when so I don’t go up there.
#9695
On 3/4/2020 at 4:53 PM, davidg said:

You haven't been to a mass in a while have you?

 

 

Just wash your mouth (like we should wash our hands).?!

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#9699
On 3/4/2020 at 4:42 PM, nnm said:

I was Catholic growing up in a small town in NM. For communion, everyone drank from the same chalice. The priest or Eucharistic ministers just gave it a little wipe between parishioners. Almost makes me puke thinking about it. 

I can remember events like downtown Crazy Days or county fairs where there would be honest-to-God kissing booths. Haven’t seen one since the early 70s, but it grosses me out just thinking about the poor, stupid girls who would sit in those booths. 

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