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#9851

(Follows up “Marshall law” error (twice in original tweet) with “marital law”).

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#9869
25 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

He's still handsome but his cognitive/speech abilities are aging worse than Orson Welles on a xanax/bourbon tasting tour through lower Fresno.

#9874
39 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

That made my brain hurt.

I think I may have it.  I'm going to let others chime in first, but I think I may have it.

#9876
1 hour ago, ernest_t_bass said:

I think I may have it.  I'm going to let others chime in first, but I think I may have it.

spill it!

#9879
5 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

I think I may have it.  I'm going to let others chime in first, but I think I may have it.

Yeah, I got nothing. Brain hurty

#9880
6 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

I think I may have it.  I'm going to let others chime in first, but I think I may have it.

I’ve seen it before. Pretty sure it’s just nice geometry where the additional space is there, but spread out among the space between pieces so that it’s not very noticeable. Or if the pieces are all close, space around the perimeter where the frame piece touches. 

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#9881

The frame has funky corners and they get stretched unfolded each time it is removed and replaced. Watch how it is picked up each time.

You can only put 5 lbs of shit in a 5 lb can.

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#9882
2 hours ago, demos said:

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I didn't follow the trial closely as I was living out of the country...but I've never understood the whole "if it does not fit" mantra.  The gloves look like you certainly handle a large knife and plunge/slash it about the body of an unwitting victim.  I mean, yeah, they don't look tactical like you could perform surgery or cut the blue wire on a hot explosive device, but if you're athletic enough-you can certainly wield a weapon and get all stabby-wabby with it.  Growing up in Chicago, i bought lots of winter gloves for different reasons (walking to school, finally getting to drive, playing sports, etc.).  They never fit perfectly for all activities, but you made it work despite their lack of fine touch for all needs and uses.  Now, I certainly didn't have Simpson's discretionary income for myriad types of gloves, but I bet I also had access to more types of gloves in Chicago than I would in Los Angeles (in FUCKING JUNE).  So I bet O.J. just had to work with what he found at the store before the days of online sales.  

Anyway, who cares.  Just find weird shit amusing during this virus. 

#9893
Too soon
(Tomorrow was supposed to be the start of the madness)
 
 
 
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#9895
14 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

The frame has funky corners and they get stretched each time it is removed and replaced. Watch how it is picked up each time.

You can only put 5 lbs of shit in a 5 lb can.

Is that the same as 5 in a transfer portal?

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gdamnit!!!!!!

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