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#10052
1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

It's obviously a goof for entertainment. "Fat Guy With Terrible Diarrhea" should have made that clear.

To be fair, Erin Burnett has had diarrhea of the mouth for years now. 

#10053
12 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

To be fair, Erin Burnett has had diarrhea of the mouth for years now. 

I'd be happy to plug that hole for ya.

#10075

Hahaha. Well, she gave it a shot but probably came out for the better. I did the same to my drunk neighbor lady but she kept calling me to whine about her sad life so I purposely pissed her off to get off the hook. 

#10077
1 hour ago, LABEVO said:

 

this is one of the better ones I have seen in awhile. Love when he just completely stops what he is doing and stares in the rearview while getting the knife

#10089
11 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Does he have a concrete skate ramp / semi-half pipe in his yard?

haha.  yeah I didnt think that was really jack black at first and I was wondering how such a fat awful-looking human being could afford such a spread.  and then at the end, yep, jack black. 

#10090
39 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Does he have a concrete skate ramp / semi-half pipe in his yard?

It's wooden I believe but yes. He has had a YouTube channel since last year sometime and it was installed in one of those videos. His channel is pretty entertaining.

#10091

When I lived on 3 acres in Magnolia, I built my stepson a wooden halfpipe for skateboarding.  It was pretty cool, but he was an ungrateful bastard

 

It looked almost exactly like this

 

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