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Singapore had this place called the 4 floors of whores, and it was pretty similar just each club had different types of women, there was a Russian one and shit like that. It was pretty rad.

Holy shit! The ol 4 Floors of Whores on Orchard Street across from the old Planet Hollywood. Did this bring back a memory. 

Went in there once with a buddy of mine and he spends about $80 on drinks for a couple of birds he's trying to impress and bring back to the room. Bars start to close, he invites the girls back to the room for a nightcap and they proceed to tell him the cost for services. He had no idea they were working girls. Ha! Boy, was he pissed. Never dragged anything out of that place but interesting people watching. (not all the girls in this place are pros. some clubs are legit nightclubs) 

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#10605
Just now, Armybrat said:

I literally lol’d 

Yep, I think most people that have raised kids at some point can relate to that one. 

#10606
Just now, nnm said:

Yep, I think most people that have raised kids at some point can relate to that one. 

Sent it to my DIL who is a school district administrator, and to my SIL who is a retired AP teacher. 😀

#10611
12 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I was going to post this, but I have too much white guilt. 

you have nothing to feel guilty about. 

#10622
21 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Something, something, you’re a legend. I think that’s what they said.

 

JT: “Amateur”

#10626

I don't think DP'ing can get you double pregnant but you could still need double abortions.  

#10628
5 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

How do we know this woman is not just in love with getting DP’d? 

 

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

I don't think DP'ing can get you double pregnant but you could still need double abortions.  

Naw, I think she just really likes adorpion 

#10630
14 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

wife: so how did he die, again?

police: well...you see..had was ummm strap into the wall climbing a really tall ladder which wasn't secured really to anything and....

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