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#10851
8 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

I'm not sure Sarah Silverman should have been in there, doing a parody of the Imagine collab that she was also a part of.

well, sarah silverman is a useless cunt. 

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#10854

The sum of its parts is less than the individuals added together...

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#10855
11 minutes ago, Iceman said:

The sum of its parts is less than the individuals added together...

Like Humble Pie, Jefferson Starship, Asia, The Firm, Bad English, Damn Yankees, and Temple of the Dog.  

#10858
6 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You shut your whore mouth.

Sorry, they were a good band.  But they were nowhere near the sum of their parts.  They should have been much bigger/better.  Nevermind all the shitty reboots.  

#10865
21 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

I want to eat that pig. That is some happy pork.

#10877
4 minutes ago, futureman said:

are you fluent?

More or less. Born in Venezuela, grew up speaking both in Northern NM (hence the username). 

#10880
10 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


If you promise to cuddle afterwards, she may let you.

I got the Gladiola.

#10886
46 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

 

Doggo 2 the older, wiser one of the pack. Work smarter not harder.

#10896
1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Ugly chicks have to give blowjobs after marriage on the regular or else.

is this from personal experience?

#10897
2 hours ago, markstanco said:
3 hours ago, demos said:
^ and then he never received another blowjob.

He chose poorly.

Ugly chicks have to give blowjobs after marriage on the regular or else.

 

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

is this from personal experience?

I think he still has to give them

#10899
4 hours ago, nnm said:

Doggo 2 the older, wiser one of the pack. Work smarter not harder.

Won't have to jump quite so high for future movement.

#10900
3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Joke's on him - after she's done with that dress, won't be no more of that happenin'.
That's why the bride smiles so much on her wedding day... she just gave her last.

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