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#10901
3 hours ago, markstanco said:
3 hours ago, demos said:
^ and then he never received another blowjob.

He chose poorly.

Ugly chicks have to give blowjobs after marriage on the regular or else.

Or else what?  Or else they get 1/2 your shit?

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#10903
3 hours ago, markstanco said:
4 hours ago, demos said:
^ and then he never received another blowjob.

He chose poorly.

Ugly chicks have to give blowjobs after marriage on the regular or else.

Or else they take half your sh*t. 

#10907
18 hours ago, nnm said:

I resemble that situation. Fun to do. 

I have a good buddy that does the same. He is white as hell from Tennessee but lived in Honduras for a 11 years as a kid. His spanish always trips people out. He speaks way different than my rancho spanish. 

#10908
43 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

I have a good buddy that does the same. He is white as hell from Tennessee but lived in Honduras for a 11 years as a kid. His spanish always trips people out. He speaks way different than my rancho spanish. 

My wife is named Selena.  She's very white.  She is also from Tennessee.  She also speaks fluent Spanish.  I speak Spanish as well.  The fun part for me is when my soccer team plays a team made up of folks from south of the border.  They don't know that I know everything they're saying.  I'm like a Gringo spy.  

#10909

That used to be a big deal when I was little playing baseball. Most of us were latino and all we would speak on the field was spanish. I remember it causing some teams parents and coaches to get really pissed and complain about us speaking spanish. 

 

#10911
6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Oh man. Please be real.

It is, because we watched it yesterday and I had to explain to Mrs. Brat why I started guffawing.

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To weather the storm of stupid is impressive. That girl on the left will either die early if alcoholism or becom a high level executive.
#10918

At first glance, She Hulk and the Human Scratch Pad grab your attention, but there is just so much going on here.  I’m dying to know the context.   Looks like the Great Value Umbrella Academy.  

#10921
8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Not 100% LoL-ish, but it really really would be nice to have Bert in there vs. this bug or whatever it is that's staring back.

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South Austin's Mom?

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#10922
16 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Not 100% LoL-ish, but it really really would be nice to have Bert in there vs. this bug or whatever it is that's staring back.

 

Something's "staring back", that's for sure...

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#10927

Karen is NOT going to let the Verizon mafia get what they want, the devils!

 

#10931
1 hour ago, luke duke said:

 


Is this the Houston Surly Happy Hour?

 

Perry’s decor is a bit darker than that.

#10938
3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

Might be wrong thread but she looks to young to be somebody's wife already

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#10939
6 hours ago, nnm said:

Karen is NOT going to let the Verizon mafia get what they want, the devils!

 

Just to clarify... I know it's a herd of cows and a murder of crows- what did we decide on for a group of these people? 

Klatch of Karens? Klan?

Kunt of Karens? 

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#10942
10 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Just to clarify... I know it's a herd of cows and a murder of crows- what did we decide on for a group of these people? 

Klatch of Karens? Klan?

Kunt of Karens? 

Cul-de-sac of Karens

#10948
4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

No, this is

 

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Still one of the funniest things the internet ever produced.

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