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#11959
21 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

its russia, they film everything, especially when you pee

FIFY

#11960
On 7/23/2020 at 11:26 AM, Jerry Callo said:

I suspect the big guy is still trying to get his fat ass off the inflatable.  

If the big chick in the lower left corner of the pool launched that guy, he’d clear the building on the left.

#11961
On 7/24/2020 at 1:21 AM, ChiTownDoc said:

Vic’s gf lower left needs to be rolled off that platform next.  We can finally land a human on Mars.  

Chit beat me to it

#11965
7 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

its russia, they film everything. including when you pee

In Soviet Russia, kidney stones pass you.

#11980
58 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

the fuck?

 

I don't know but the pavers look like longhorns.

#11984
22 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


Funny cuz it’s true. I literally broke my dick on my second’s head. Still have pain from it 6 years later.

very seldom on this website is TMI ever shared but this is a damn fine case for TMI.

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#11987
12 minutes ago, futureman said:

should he not have been?

As long as he gave the Uber driver a 5 star review, it's cool.

#11991
5 hours ago, SquishMitten said:


Funny cuz it’s true. I literally broke my dick on my second’s head. Still have pain from it 6 years later.

Username etc.

#11994

What a clown. It’s easy to say that until you have to step into the batter’s box yourself. He’s putting a great big mark on his teammates with that bullshit.

#11995
7 minutes ago, Hate said:

What a clown. It’s easy to say that until you have to step into the batter’s box yourself. He’s putting a great big mark on his teammates with that bullshit.

It's no his actual account

#11996
It's no his actual account

Gotcha. I’m not on Twitter so I forgot to check for that little blue checkbox. Isn’t that how it’s verified to be the actual person’s account?

 

Nonetheless, it’s really easy to be a tough guy when you don’t step into the batter’s box. Baseballs players have long memories. He’ll get one in the earhole first chance they get.

#11997
Gotcha. I’m not on Twitter so I forgot to check for that little blue checkbox. Isn’t that how it’s verified to be the actual person’s account?
 
Nonetheless, it’s really easy to be a tough guy when you don’t step into the batter’s box. Baseballs players have long memories. He’ll get one in the earhole first chance they get.

Meh fuck those cheaters, I hope everyone starts earholing the astros.

It’s only a 60 game season so there won’t be much revisiting this year
#12000

Funny cuz it’s true. I literally broke my dick on my second’s head. Still have pain from it 6 years later.

Isn’t today your second kid’s 8th birthday?

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