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#12601
6 hours ago, Lobo said:

Also, what the fuck did she eat before that?  The projectile force to come out that fast despite the motion force working against her body.  For 5-7 hard spews like that...how'd she do that?  That had to be a seven funnel cakes with tequila drizzled snow cones to boot. 

She didn't get that fat from eating vegan.

17 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Not sure this night can get any better unless Sara Jean Underwood knocks on my door.

You're night isn't getting any better, I'm not letting her come over.

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#12602

That was at least 5 corn dogs, 3 funnel cakes and a liter of diet cola.

#12604

The absolute best part of the Karen video is dude threatens to knock her junkie boyfriend the fuck out, looks junkie in the eye, and she says "are you gonna let him talk to me like that" and junkie (having a moment of clarity) tells Karen "he told you to pick it up"......  LOL   

 

Im actually laughing a lot at this.... so fucking satisfying.

#12616
15 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That look indicates that he's not getting a sandwich, right?

And nothing else either.

#12619
On 9/16/2020 at 4:41 AM, RPM said:

That was at least 5 corn dogs, 3 funnel cakes and a liter of diet cola.

I had to watch the video again, and I just noticed the brilliance of you specifying diet cola.  Fucking LOL

#12628
3 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

Yeah, that was funny until the double homicide. JFC

#12629
3 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yeah, that was funny until the double homicide. JFC

I was like Holey Shit - but that was way after I lol'd .... so it's in this thread (and I think they did get out of that firetrap)

#12634
On 9/15/2020 at 6:49 PM, nnm said:

He’s the hero we all need. 

As a dog owner I get irate when asshole dog owners don’t pick up their shit. Good for him. 

#12640
13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I dunno. That makes sense. If you leave an onion out on the counter for too long....it’ll turn bad.

Dad joke level = 330px-Spinal_Tap_-_Up_to_Eleven.jpg

 

#12644
3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

how is that short guy the first one who wanted to throw down?

hashtag poor life decisions.

#12645
54 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

how is that short guy the first one who wanted to throw down?

hashtag poor life decisions.

Almost as poor as typing out hashtag instead of just #.

#12648

didn't notice the date till too late.  went back and saw someone posted it on 

4-17.  /homer doh

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