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Someone ran over one of my boulders in my front yard and broke a few chunks off, so I went to the Ring to see if I could figure out who did it. What I found was this gem. We had some snacks sitting out for delivery people and USPS as a thank you for keeping things going during this pandemic. At the end you can see the van run over the boulder, must have been too excited about his snack.

https://youtu.be/Cb3pw2Q23hY

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#12705
5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

 Taipei American School 8th Grade graduation party at the Officers Club. Am the kid in the gray suit.

What's the tie clip say?

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#12706
28 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

What's the tie clip say?

“It’s 1958 and OU sucks”

#12709
15 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

Fuck that guy for traumatizing that little girl.

He walked right in front of her after giving her the dart.

Fucking idiot.

#12711
22 hours ago, futureman said:

so, how many bastards do you have running around?

That graduation party lead to this scene 40 years later.

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#12713
13 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Truck driver trying to make the crossing

 - boop!

what am I missing here?  did the truck driver want that to happen?  he had plenty of time to get across. 

#12714
9 minutes ago, futureman said:

what am I missing here?  did the truck driver want that to happen?  he had plenty of time to get across. 

looked like maybe he stopped when the cop was coming the other way lights on, like yielding to the cop?

otherwise i don't get why he didn't keep it rolling. Maybe got stuck?

#12715
what am I missing here?  did the truck driver want that to happen?  he had plenty of time to get across. 

I’m not a semi expert but I’m quite sure they’re not made to make hair pin turns like that without the cab and the trailer hitting each other

 

Also looks like either the railroad track wedged in between the duals or there was some mud in there and he was just spinning. Doesn’t take much To get a semi in deep shit into much deeper shit

#12717

What a fucking pussy.  never have understood dork ass dads who couldn't handle changing their kids.

#12718
1 minute ago, slorch said:

What a fucking pussy.  never have understood dork ass dads who couldn't handle changing their kids.

Yeah, it never fazed me in the slightest.  But i have NEVER changed anyone else's kid, and probably would have a similar reaction as this guy if I did.  Something about your own kid that makes you immune.

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#12719

Spotted this guy at Kroger this morning in Prosper
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#12723
14 hours ago, JSB said:

Spotted this guy at Kroger this morning in Prosper
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im kinda impressed that some 'artist' is actually getting paid to make these things

#12736

What’s the best way to proceed here? Send her a nice note and ask her which STD is her favorite? As a mother though, does that mean she loves them all equally? There’s always a favorite right? 

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#12738
2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

 

Um, where is the fifth horseman? Or does jacking off fall under "minor chores"?

That's just what Sandusky called it.  

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#12741

Dude realizing he isn’t just marrying what defeated him, but his MIL too. 

#12749
3 hours ago, nnm said:

Dude realizing he isn’t just marrying what defeated him, but his MIL too. 

I believe that's his actual mother.....in shorts.....at his wedding.

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