Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 44.5k
  • Views 4.5m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

#12952
55 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Do you even 2020 'Murica, bro?  Openly mocking people with disabilities, stutters, and even types of retardation is cool now.   

And thank goodness!  I'm tired of being shamed for this.

 

14 minutes ago, Underdog said:

That's going to leave a mark. 

So the name of the kid on the board was Mark?

#12957
7 hours ago, RPM said:

I watched a CH-53's rotor wash blow over two porta-shitters on landing one time.  The doors flew open when they tumbled and a mix of blue juice, piss, and shit coated the Humvee next to it.  Motor T pogues were always talking shit about us hiking while they drove.  It was good to get the last laugh that day.  

#12958

I knew a Marine who, upon entering the E club, would shout, "If you ain't motor t, you ain't shit.  If you are motor t, you are shit."  For some reason, he was banned from E clubs just about anywhere the Marine Corps had one.

#12968
1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

I found this ball yesterday at Horseshoe Bay

62705df7995a4edf544d556faf829fd2.jpg

Sweet you found my ball. You must have been far in the deep stuff off of 12, huh?

#12973
23 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

@THUJONE has his own personalized golf balls?

Shut up and take my money. There could be an entire collection. Aggy coaster, furk, ole miss kkk, and of course stoops the dick gobbler. 

#12980
On 10/18/2020 at 11:30 AM, crash_davis said:

 

Hatch popping open would have been satisfying. 

#12984
2 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

I only laugh because it isn't my boat (full disclosure - at this time I don't own a boat)

 

[insert Dangerfield Caddy Shack gif here]

#12987
3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Not particularly cool to trick an old lady then mock her genuine confusion on the Twit site. 
No respect for those two young jokers.

#12988
9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Not particularly cool to trick an old lady then mock her genuine confusion on the Twit site. 
No respect for those two young jokers.

I think its a dick move. Don't find it funny

#12990
36 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Not particularly cool to trick an old lady then mock her genuine confusion on the Twit site. 
No respect for those two young jokers.

Agreed. That was some bullshit. 

"There's something in your hair, too. It's dried jizz. Get the fuck out of my way."

#12991
40 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Not particularly cool to trick an old lady then mock her genuine confusion on the Twit site. 
No respect for those two young jokers.

*three jokers.  don’t forget the prick with the camera. 

#12992
41 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Not particularly cool to trick an old lady then mock her genuine confusion on the Twit site. 

also, this is your granddaughter we’re talking about here.  I bet you’re pretty pissed. 

#12993
27 minutes ago, futureman said:

also, this is your granddaughter we’re talking about here.  I bet you’re pretty pissed. 

My granddaughter is only 28. 😛

#12994
39 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

My granddaughter is only 28. 😛

we arent talking about the kids your boys had when they were 50.  we are talking about the kids they had when they were 90.  

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.