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#13004
2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

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When you see it...

The chair leg that looks like a horse’s penis? Or the ghostly iguana-dog?  Or just the insane woman who is about to chug a bottle of Boone’s Farm?  She looks like she’d give that Alaska reporter some competition on the crazy scale. 

#13005
21 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I saw this today and had to grab a pic because I am very mature.

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I know what WE think BBC means.  What do they think it means?

#13010
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

the condom balloon? is that a dildo on the floor in the reflection?

or did Vic and Elvira Mistress of the Dark have a daughter?


it’s a single white shoe. 
 

also, that’s a heel

#13014
14 hours ago, demos said:

 

 

Upon further research I have discovered that QuinnFinite's twitter feed is relevant to my interests.

#13022
4 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

That got a legit LOL out of me

The dog flying around the room was the best part.  Had to be thinking "What the everloving fuck??!"

About 20 years ago there was a clip of an animal officer showing off a cat for adoption.  Cat went crazy and bit the officer on the inside of the leg, officer screamed.  I'll bet I laughed out loud a dozen times.  

#13035
4 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

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Hey girl... There wouldn't have been no trouble if not for that king-shit cop! 

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#13047
On 10/25/2020 at 12:03 AM, ChiTownDoc said:

Classic lulz

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Being a pro athlete, I figured Kyler Murray would have a private chef prepare better meals for him. 

#13048
21 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Being a pro athlete, I figured Kyler Murray would have a private chef prepare better meals for him. 

You're a pro athlete?

#13050
2 hours ago, nnm said:

Bonus for the horns (well, not really, but kinda)

Bad monkey ... needs a spanking

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