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#13812
On 1/19/2021 at 4:01 PM, tx ind said:

Andre could out drink him but we’d be remiss to not mention this fellow and drinking on planes.

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#13813
2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

 

"Nah, but seriously, you're gonna need some real medication for that itch."

#13823
4 hours ago, luke duke said:

tfoolry beat me by 5sec

That’s because the Internets are a little slower in Hazzard County.   

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Rage!

Dude should have been fired that day.
It's cool if you've never done demo or used a sledge hammer.
That's fine.
Just don't try to fake that shit - on Camera.
Unforced error is telling.
#13831
11 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Rage!

Dude should have been fired that day.
It's cool if you've never done demo or used a sledge hammer.
That's fine.
Just don't try to fake that shit - on Camera.
Unforced error is telling.

Actually his UH pregame bit of kissing players should have been the giveaway. Surly was already in deep swoon though so that red flag was conveniently overlooked.

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On 1/23/2021 at 6:40 AM, Born to Run said:

Rage!

Dude should have been fired that day.
It's cool if you've never done demo or used a sledge hammer.
That's fine.
Just don't try to fake that shit - on Camera.
Unforced error is telling.

 

21 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Actually his UH pregame bit of kissing players should have been the giveaway. Surly was already in deep swoon though so that red flag was conveniently overlooked.

For me it was the Mack Brown hug that solidified he was all shenanigans. 

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Edited by Davis Lane
grammar, yo

#13835
Actually his UH pregame bit of kissing players should have been the giveaway. Surly was already in deep swoon though so that red flag was conveniently overlooked.
I completely forgot about that weird ass shit too. The horrors are recalled slowly in waves.
#13838
On 1/17/2021 at 6:42 PM, nnm said:

Ugh. Rum and Coke. Brings back distinct memories of high school. I don’t think I can ever face that combination of beverages again. 

It's after-prom 1991 all over again. I associate that smell with vomit.

#13843

Stoner ingenuity knows no bounds.  We did this with a dinghy foot pump in college.  Depressed the foot pump, turned the intake into a bowl, lit it and sucked the smoke into the foot pump bellows.  Then put the hose in our mouth (phrasing) and mashed the footpump.  The smoke was in your lungs so fast you didn't cough as it bypassed your throat so quickly.

https://www.facebook.com/peter.choi.39904/videos/10158323405418173

#13849
59 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Trying to make out what he says. Sounds like:

"Ohhh! Ding dong shot!"

Another article said they arrested the one who shot himself.  Article said that when the police interviewed him he said he was trying to get some money so he could turn himself in on an outstanding warrant.

#13850
33 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Another article said they arrested the one who shot himself.  Article said that when the police interviewed him he said he was trying to get some money so he could turn himself in on an outstanding warrant.

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