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#17953
1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Pacman theme is great, but this called out for Yakety Sax. 

But then the guy would have to be wearing a garter belt and heels.  Sickie.  

/notjudging

#17960
10 hours ago, Superhero said:

Maneater has nothing on Celine Dion. 

I still have tears my eyes from laughing so much.  If TLDL, then skip directly to 2:30.

I lose my shit at the flute every time.

#17962
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I lose my shit at the flute every time.

Shart thread 3 doors over -------------------------->

 

#17963
1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

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As your attorney I advise you to masturbate furiously.

* I am not a licensed attorney.

#17964
1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

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you just know that pervy motherfucker's going to be looking out the window for some green chick with six arms floating around yelling "Na-new Na-new" so he can fuck her.

#17965
16 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

you just know that pervy motherfucker's going to be looking out the window for some green chick with six arms floating around yelling "Na-new Na-new" so he can fuck her.

He's already stated as much.

#17969
7 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

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Obligatory. 

 

#17974
5 hours ago, nnm said:

Obligatory. 

 

First comment:

You know what’s even funnier. This is actually LESS insane than the original

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#17979
1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

@buzzrock boner for Nickelback talk not going away.

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If your obsession with nickelback lasts for more than four hours, contact another band. 
 

 

#17982
17 hours ago, Doze said:

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Yeah, but sundresses, spaghetti straps and short skirts are gone. Cold weather is a net minus. 

#17983

Gonna be a little chilly Saturday morning before OSU game.  I predict lots and lots of yoga pants strolling around DKR.  Noice.

#17994
 
 

I have no idea what is going on there, but I am all for her slapping the shit out of that dude.
#18000
18 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

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Bill Shattner & Lady GaGa?  Who knew?

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