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#21758
8 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Gonna need more footage on the yellow girl to make a call on this post. 

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#21759
1 hour ago, nnm said:

Gonna need more footage on the yellow girl to make a call on this post. 

dude. asian-american, please. 

#21761

Took my family to Kona last year for spring break.

Two instagram sluts literally spent about 3 hours at the pool posing for selfies/photos of each other.  I did my best to keep my eyes off them when the wife was around.  She wasn't real thrilled with the show going on with our kids running around the pool.

Next day at the public beach a few miles down the road they showed up and did the same thing.  

My wife swore up and down we were on punk'd or something.

#21778
On 4/7/2022 at 8:28 AM, Armybrat said:

Fify

Rude titties.  I forgot about that.  Thanks for bringing it back Brat.

We're bringin it, we're bringin it, we're bringin it back

 

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#21780
3 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

I wouldn't know because the got damn letters are so big I can't even see the big fucking titties. [/non-trivial things that make me surly]

Rent Bachelor Party for old times sake. 

Come for the titties, stay for Tom Hanks smashing a tennis ball over the fence & pissing his future father-in-law off.

#21782
Rent Bachelor Party for old times sake. 
Come for the titties, stay for Tom Hanks smashing a tennis ball over the fence & pissing his future father-in-law off.

Stay for the donkey od’ing on cocaine and pills.

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#21783
1 hour ago, Elvis said:

Rude titties.  I forgot about that.  Thanks for bringing it back Brat.

We're bringin it, we're bringin it, we're bringin it back

 

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You should be shot for even thinking about that idiot  

#21788

He should make her and her friends watch The Exorcist, tell them this is what happens when you play with the Ouija board. 

#21796
9 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I her defense, mayonnaise is pretty fucking gross too.

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