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#25554
On 9/1/2022 at 10:20 PM, closetohumping said:

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'It was great an all, but I lied, I'm no sugar daddy. I'm a Walmart door greeter.'

Reminds me of the joke:

What’s the worst thing you can say to a woman who just blew Willie Nelson?

Amswer: that wasn’t Willie Nelson!

#25557
12 hours ago, Long Gone said:

I would assume her profession was chosen from a lack of a father figure 

I was say it’s more likely her father touched her figure at some point. 

#25559

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13 hours ago, McCroskey said:


Don’t call me pal, friend.


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Don't call me friend, chief.

#25565
18 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:


Hobbits eat 2nd breakfast.

I don't think he knows about second breakfast. 

 

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#25570
On 9/4/2022 at 8:58 PM, Long Gone said:

I would assume her profession was chosen from a lack of a father figure 

 

On 9/4/2022 at 10:25 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Thunder thighs. I guess we know where the lightning goes. 

#25573
5 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Delivery to SouthAustin's mom's house?

Nope.  Stoops library somewhere in OK

#25582
On 9/4/2022 at 10:30 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

I don't see how the 3 wheeler jump landing in a face-first scorpion didn't end him. 

Holy dick indeed.

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#25584
3 minutes ago, Humble Beast said:

 

Should’ve let them know that the ribbon was load bearing. 

#25585
On 8/31/2022 at 10:01 PM, Dutchrudder said:

This never gets old:

 

The facial expressions alone make this one of the most important pieces of art on the internet.  
 

 

#25588
I don't see how the 3 wheeler jump landing in a face-first scorpion didn't end him. 
Holy dick indeed.
I'm Johnnie Saskatoon, welcome to Jerk Ass!
#25597
13 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Did we really give that fucker that nice of a casket?  

Really?
come on Man.  
    -J Biden (gif)

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#25599
6 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Really?
come on Man.  
    -J Biden (gif)

I knew we (the royal “we”- some badass Seal, really) popped a cap in his eye, but I didn’t pay much attention to the burial at sea. Frankly, if the government would involve me in matters of state, we would have fed him to Mr. Woo’s pigs. 

#25600
57 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Frankly, if the government would involve me in matters of state, we would have fed him to Mr. Woo’s pigs. 

Why you want to poison Woo's swine? A hole in the bottom of the sea is fine with me.

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