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#27602

Wifes entire family are tolkien junkies and we’ve been on a week long lotr/hobbit marathon. 
 

Im not the biggest fan of the franchise but its memes are hilarious

 

 

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#27604
18 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

 r/facepalm - Do women actually orgasm?

You know how long it takes a woman to orgasm?

Spoiler

Who cares. 

 

#27622
13 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

What is happening here? All I can see is a weird butttorso overhanging the baby. 

It’s a bald, shirtless guy kissing the baby’s cheek.

 Took me a while. 

#27624
33 minutes ago, Superhero said:

It’s a bald, shirtless guy kissing the baby’s cheek.

 Took me a while. 

I still see a hairy ass apparently farting on a baby.

#27626
40 minutes ago, Up . . . said:

Butttorso opened for Whitesnake in Connecticut (1982). 

Is that when they started the pyro fire?

Edited by RPM

#27627
10 minutes ago, RPM said:

Is that when they started the pyro fire?

Nope. It was always burning since the worlds been turning

#27629
2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

What are we playing here, some form of “name a song you will never hear covered by Great White?”

One bitten, twice shy.

#27630

I was never a fan of Great White but they did one show where they totally burned the house down. I mean killed it. 

#27634
On 12/31/2022 at 8:56 AM, South Austin said:

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Your mom looks different than I remember

#27639
14 hours ago, Superhero said:

It’s a bald, shirtless guy kissing the baby’s cheek.

 Took me a while. 

Wow I would never have figured that out. 

#27644
4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So the chick can't tell the difference between a hotdog in her M&M bag and M&Ms?  

Seems Legit Martin Freeman GIF

That's actually a plastic tube of those mini m&Ms, but you still serve a purpose around here and have a point

#27645
36 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

That's actually a plastic tube of those mini m&Ms, but you still serve a purpose around here and have a point

Yep, missed that.  Still, at the angle she holds the tube and how far away it was from her mouth.  She knew what was in there. 

#27648
16 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yep, missed that.  Still, at the angle she holds the tube and how far away it was from her mouth.  She knew what was in there. 


Weight of hot dog >>> shitty mini m&m’s. 
 

#27650
23 hours ago, Chooky said:

I was never a fan of Great White but they did one show where they totally burned the house down. I mean killed it. 

Tina Fey Titus GIF by Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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