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#27702
On 1/3/2023 at 12:18 PM, RPM said:

Had to be in Pennsylvania on the Turnpike. I remember buying the old man a pack of Camels from the machine at the DQ in Bridgeport for 25¢.

My Mom used to buy a carton of Salems every week at the Bergstrom AFB BX for $1.

#27717
On 11/4/2022 at 7:08 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


If that driver doesn't see the lock when he gets into his car, he might be surprised when he pulls away. 

Yep, he'll back up and pull that sign right through his windshield.

#27719

The carpet….. really does something for that room.

What, I have no idea at all.

Maybe the Dude knows.

Edited by Armybrat

#27725
4 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

 

Clerk: “well did you have the optional insurance?”

Sol: “yeah, but it was through a friend.”

#27727
On 1/2/2023 at 3:56 PM, markstanco said:

Gatorade Fit commercial.

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The reason they have this woman doing a headstand is because they couldn't get footage of her doing anything actually athletic. 

#27731

Heh….. just gave three $50 P.Terry’s gift cards to my vegan son and his two boys for Christmas as stocking stuffers. 
They love their veggie “burgers” & fries.

Edited by Armybrat

#27733
16 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

South Austin's mom left her buttplug on my hotel room nightstand. 

 

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My OCD is triggered and I have a hard time believing that even SA’s mom would tolerate a heaven who puts their suitcase on the fucking floor.  There has to be a suitcase rack or ottoman in that room.  

#27738
3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

She needs bigger boobs to pull off that costume.

Hers will do just fine

#27741
On 1/3/2023 at 12:35 PM, Doze said:

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Necessary to kill Bob Stoops.

 

 

6 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

She needs bigger boobs to pull off that costume.

I'd like to see her pull off that costume.

 

 

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

 

In space, nobody can hear you fart.

Edited by TrashMaster G

#27743
11 hours ago, Your Mom said:

My OCD is triggered and I have a hard time believing that even SA’s mom would tolerate a heaven who puts their suitcase on the fucking floor.  There has to be a suitcase rack or ottoman in that room.  

There's a garment bag that wraps around the exterior of the suitcase so it's a pain in the ass to do anything with but lay it on the floor, and I agree it's not ideal, but I've intentionally chosen this option so that I never have to iron a suit. 

#27746
16 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Heh….. just gave three $50 P.Terry’s gift cards to my vegan son and his two boys for Christmas as stocking stuffers. 
They love their veggie “burgers” & fries.

My vegan daughter gave in after 6 years. There’s always hope. 

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