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#31706

Almost anytime I see or hear reference to ZZ Top, my mind starts playing La Grange.  Almost like a jukebox grabbing the record, placing it down, and dropping the needle.

#31707
16 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Almost anytime I see or hear reference to ZZ Top, my mind starts playing La Grange.  Almost like a jukebox grabbing the record, placing it down, and dropping the needle.

My brain was on nonstop with Jesus Just Left Chicago when my last flight got transferred to Chicago from Cleveland.

#31711
I know that ain’t what I think it is… https://t.co/JC6qDVkeoI

Hotdogs and pocket pussy... 'Murica! 

#31717
On 7/3/2023 at 10:26 PM, nnm said:
Reality 😂

 

drive that motherfucker back into the tree

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#31721

Could also go in the Most Texan thread

Five kids risking their lives diving off some flimsy apparatus into head trauma water levels, while little Sally prepares to wander out of the goddamn yard and off to god knows where. Just another normal 70s afternoon.

 

#31724
You eat brisket because it's delicious.
I eat brisket because I fucking hate cows.
We are not the same.

I like to think that I’m doing my part to recycle, as they eat grass. That also counts as vegetables and or fiber in my diet. Right?
#31726
3 hours ago, futureman said:
i believe her

 

Carrot Top was on the plane. Flight got delayed a couple of hours because of her insanity. 
The NY Post story doesn’t specify if the non-person about whom she was complaining was Carrot Top. I would believe that. 
https://nypost.com/2023/07/05/carrot-top-claims-he-was-on-plane-with-not-real-plane-meltdown-woman/amp/

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#31729
6 hours ago, RPM said:

Could also go in the Most Texan thread

Five kids risking their lives diving off some flimsy apparatus into head trauma water levels, while little Sally prepares to wander out of the goddamn yard and off to god knows where. Just another normal 70s afternoon.

 

Not to mention the 2nd degree burns from the jungle gym.  Good times.

#31730
5 hours ago, nnm said:

Carrot Top was on the plane. Flight got delayed a couple of hours because of her insanity. 
The NY Post story doesn’t specify if the non-person about whom she was complaining was Carrot Top. I would believe that. 
https://nypost.com/2023/07/05/carrot-top-claims-he-was-on-plane-with-not-real-plane-meltdown-woman/amp/

1. Carrot Top and I used to live in the same city.  He used to go jogging shirtless in the middle of the day (not a great idea if you're a ginger, JMHO) and he appeared to lift a lot of weights.

2. I saw a Carrot Top special on TV once (NYE maybe).  It was actually pretty funny. 

#31731
9 hours ago, futureman said:
i believe her

 

Too lazy to look it up....but I am guessing she is a unhappily divorced Real Estate Agent that drives a leased BMW. 

#31736
10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

1. Carrot Top and I used to live in the same city.  He used to go jogging shirtless in the middle of the day (not a great idea if you're a ginger, JMHO) and he appeared to lift a lot of weights.

2. I saw a Carrot Top special on TV once (NYE maybe).  It was actually pretty funny. 

I saw Carrot Top in Vegas like 20 years ago. He killed it. Super funny and super surprising.

#31737
2 minutes ago, HonkeyVape said:

I saw Carrot Top in Vegas like 20 years ago. He killed it. Super funny and super surprising.

He was great in "Chairman of the Bored".  Do something with that Surly.

#31738
19 hours ago, futureman said:
i believe her

 

This is CLEARLY staged.  When's the last time you flew and saw someone NOT wearing athleisurewear or pajamas on a flight?!

#31739
Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.You just gotta admire the sheer dedication here tbf 😭😭😭

Osvaldo is an international treasure. Wonder what his Surly handle is. 

#31741
Too lazy to look it up....but I am guessing she is a unhappily divorced Real Estate Agent that drives a leased BMW. 
Maybe, but them titties still together.
#31744
19 hours ago, Bullneck said:

1. Carrot Top and I used to live in the same city.  He used to go jogging shirtless in the middle of the day (not a great idea if you're a ginger, JMHO) and he appeared to lift a lot of weights.

2. I saw a Carrot Top special on TV once (NYE maybe).  It was actually pretty funny. 

Screech performed at a bar in Manhattan when I was at KState. He wasn’t very funny. 

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