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#32051
6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

So... Why was closetohumping doing his own electrical work and the electrician just hanging around?

 

 

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Have you ever caught anyone staring at your junk? I was wearing sweat pants even though it's like 90 degrees out here.  It's happened a couple of times and yesterday, I'm pretty sure I caught my electrician looking a couple of times.  Towards the end of the install, he said "hey man, I normally don't carry Tesla hooks around but you put off real good vibes so I can install this one for you.  Text me if you have any questions about the install."

 

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#32052
31 minutes ago, Superhero said:

So... Why was closetohumping doing his own electrical work and the electrician just hanging around?

 

 

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Have you ever caught anyone staring at your junk? I was wearing sweat pants even though it's like 90 degrees out here.  It's happened a couple of times and yesterday, I'm pretty sure I caught my electrician looking a couple of times.  Towards the end of the install, he said "hey man, I normally don't carry Tesla hooks around but you put off real good vibes so I can install this one for you.  Text me if you have any questions about the install."

 

 

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#32055
21 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Somehow, and it seems impossible given the world today, I am not offended.

Perhaps another race will step up their game and be offended for you. 

#32056
23 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Perhaps another race will step up their game and be offended for you. 

It only takes a few to be offended, and complain loudly.

I am team Washington Honkies if it goes to a vote.

#32057
On 7/24/2023 at 9:17 AM, YGIFS said:

I'm super happy they are part of NATO now and kicking Russian ass once again.  But I see shit like this and realize how they managed to lose WWII, twice.

Meth.  They were all on meth.  Not joking. 

#32058
12 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Marsha’s still hot though

It's Marcia, dammit!  Not Marsha.  At least that's what my restraining order says.  You'd think the judge would have written it out under her actual, legal name-Maureen McCormick.  

Back to this Finnish girls riding make believe horses being whacked out on Crystal Meth.  Go on...

#32061
21 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I totally got the shirt, but after several viewings i've realized that there is one issue.

Caucasians isnt a racial slur.

that shirt would go to 11 if it said Cracker's instead. 

Here's another option... 

#32073
8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

Sounds exactly like something a Ford owner would say.

#32076
15 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, they really captured the Buc-ee's essence there. 

Everyone knows, Mexican beaver is sumpin else.

#32077
1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

Now do beer.

#32078
1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

My Granddad drove Ford, my Dad drove Ford and I drive Ford. My Brother in Law drives Chevrolet. Any questions?

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#32079

My organization runs a small in-house K-12 school as part of its mission. I met with the principal today. He had several boxes of these water pistols in his office. He said they got ordered and delivered to the school and he happened to open the boxes. He immediately decided they should probably not be given out to the kids.
 

Any of you jokers have any idea why?

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#32085
7 hours ago, RPM said:

My Granddad drove Ford, my Dad drove Ford and I drive Ford. My Brother in Law drives Chevrolet. Any questions?

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

#32089
9 hours ago, nnm said:

My organization runs a small in-house K-12 school as part of its mission. I met with the principal today. He had several boxes of these water pistols in his office. He said they got ordered and delivered to the school and he happened to open the boxes. He immediately decided they should probably not be given out to the kids.
 

Any of you jokers have any idea why?

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Johnny, show me where he touched you.

#32092
7 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Roughly 20.1 miles per hour. Put that in your gee-whiz file in case you ever find yourself on the Bridge of Death.

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#32093

The surl lifestyle. Never stop improving. 

https://t.co/zt4fCFWIoZ

 

#32095
7 hours ago, nnm said:

The surl lifestyle. Never stop improving. 

https://t.co/zt4fCFWIoZ

 

Billy this is Chad Bradford

#32096
2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:
https://t.co/OuNwiLhH8E

 

STOP TAILGATING!! 

FUCK YOU!! 

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