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#32152
5 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:
This looks like a sign Wile E. Coyote would use to trap gay people https://t.co/5rpHSl0NBH

 

I'm an old white guy.  Even reading the twitter comments I don't get it.

 

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#32153
1 hour ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I'm an old white guy.  Even reading the twitter comments I don't get it.

 

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#32162
On 7/30/2023 at 4:57 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

already got my churchin’ in today…

The Church of the Forgiving Eagle would like to apologise for Brother Steve’s short outburst yesterday during our LGBTQA+ outreach workshop yesterday

 

"Manufacturers will have to go in to manufacturing chairs where people can stand up because they won't be able to sit down because of the burning in their butthole..."

So, uh, not a chair then?

#32163
2 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

"Manufacturers will have to go in to manufacturing chairs where people can stand up because they won't be able to sit down because of the burning in their butthole..."

So, uh, not a chair then?

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#32167
On 4/4/2023 at 12:34 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

vegans, I presume.

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#32171
Ever wondered what a normal person would look like in a 100 meter sprint on the world stage? Well the President of the Somali Athletics Foundation sent his niece to the World University Games this year. And let’s just say she want very fast.

 

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#32172
A Boston police officer was hurt after tumbling down a children’s slide at the newly renovated playground at City Hall Plaza https://t.co/hbd4w50bGw https://t.co/xTlE7XrV7R

 

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#32178
19 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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You can't go to no bar to find a nice women.  You've got to go to nice places, like the library and church.  Or this place here, where I'm going tonight.  The Black Awareness Rally.  There's going to be some fine women there.  Good clean girls.  That's were I'm going. 

 

 

#32179
2 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

 

You can't go to no bar to find a nice women.  You've got to go to nice places, like the library and church.  Or this place here, where I'm going tonight.  The Black Awareness Rally.  There's going to be some fine women there.  Good clean girls.  That's were I'm going. 

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#32181
3 hours ago, Don Johnson said:
Ever wondered what a normal person would look like in a 100 meter sprint on the world stage? Well the President of the Somali Athletics Foundation sent his niece to the World University Games this year. And let’s just say she want very fast.

 

Still faster than Leon

#32182
3 hours ago, Don Johnson said:
Ever wondered what a normal person would look like in a 100 meter sprint on the world stage? Well the President of the Somali Athletics Foundation sent his niece to the World University Games this year. And let’s just say she want very fast.

 

Props to her for doing it.   I would have false started a couple of times to get disqualified to avoid having to run my fat ass down that track.

#32184
4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Can you help a brother out?  

Only if it's open

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#32185
4 hours ago, Don Johnson said:
Ever wondered what a normal person would look like in a 100 meter sprint on the world stage? Well the President of the Somali Athletics Foundation sent his niece to the World University Games this year. And let’s just say she want very fast.

 

This was like Johnny manziel trying to be an NFL QB

#32186
4 hours ago, Don Johnson said:
Ever wondered what a normal person would look like in a 100 meter sprint on the world stage? Well the President of the Somali Athletics Foundation sent his niece to the World University Games this year. And let’s just say she want very fast.

 

That's why you should only send the Supreme Leader.

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#32189
8 hours ago, Don Johnson said:
Ever wondered what a normal person would look like in a 100 meter sprint on the world stage? Well the President of the Somali Athletics Foundation sent his niece to the World University Games this year. And let’s just say she want very fast.

 

I'm fairly certain the niece has nothing on CTJ or sidneycarton when it comes to the 40.

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#32191
On 8/1/2023 at 8:35 AM, GoPokes83 said:

 

 

On 8/1/2023 at 10:06 AM, GreenspointTexas said:

Had a patient one time that had a dead mouse in her pannus while we were prepping her for surgery

Bludgeoned to death by the fuck-stick, no doubt. 

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#32193
11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
A Boston police officer was hurt after tumbling down a children’s slide at the newly renovated playground at City Hall Plaza https://t.co/hbd4w50bGw https://t.co/xTlE7XrV7R

 

 

 

#32195

 

You can't go to no bar to find a nice women.  You've got to go to nice places, like the library and church.  Or this place here, where I'm going tonight.  The Black Awareness Rally.  There's going to be some fine women there.  Good clean girls.  That's were I'm going. 

 

 


Fucking perfect.
#32196
Props to her for doing it.   I would have false started a couple of times to get disqualified to avoid having to run my fat ass down that track.

Probably don’t want to be a woman going back to Somalia not doing what you’ve been told. If I were her I’d just try and take over a cargo ship on the ride home and go back a hero.
#32197
1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

wait for it https://t.co/zIKduLwZ4V

 

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