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#33805
2 hours ago, nnm said:

Wonder what his surly handle is. 

Dude breaks into store to steal a sex doll

 

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#33807

Asked AI to create Bevo, but as scary as possible

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Irish football fans celebrate women buying lingerie in Denmark


 

 

#33810
51 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

90's Evil Bevo was a thing.... then they made Bevo more kid friendly.... fuck that bring back Evil Bevo

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#33812
9 hours ago, nnm said:

Wonder what his surly handle is. 

Dude breaks into store to steal a sex doll

 

I guess that's better than putting bombs in the mail and shooting up an open air mall and what have you.  

#33814
57 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I bet the doll has already broken up with him. 

But not until he tore her a new one.

#33819
9 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Asked AI to create Bevo, but as scary as possible

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That’s Hook ‘Em. Not Bevo. Nice try agtard 

#33820
14 hours ago, nnm said:

Wonder what his surly handle is. 

Dude breaks into store to steal a sex doll

 

It was in the middle of Covid.

Not that I would do it. But I understand. 

#33824

So there's now REI gear for "men" and their porn-accountability partners?  There's a 70% chance that tent is Majority Whip of the U.S. House before the month is out.  

#33827
Nothing has improved more in the past 40 years than placekicking. Just gaze upon this glorious bastard. He looks like a Hanna-Barbera character who got cut from the Laff-A-Lympics yet he was the best kicking specimen the whole goddamn AFC had to offer.

 

#33830
10 hours ago, LebongJames said:

That’s Hook ‘Em. Not Bevo. Nice try agtard 

Take it up with AI. I wrote Bevo and anticipated the mammalian mascot. I was delivered Hook 'Em. 

At least it wasn't Air Horn.

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Auntie, chill!

#33832
 

Toni was a cool mofo, knew him personally. He dated the mom of one of my friends (she was a very attractive German widow). We’d be running around and goofing off, she and Toni would be sitting on the patio or in the living room, smoking cigs and yammering in German. He’d joke around with us, give us shit, just a good dude.

And after, I presume he was nailing my friend’s mom.
#33835
Millionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson, 46, claims he has reverse-aged his PENIS by 15 years https://t.co/Uk8BvpXb0h

 

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#33842
OMFG I'm dying hahahahaha

 

#33844
I’m telling my kids that this was Bo Jackson

 

#33847
2 hours ago, nnm said:
I’m telling my kids that this was Bo Jackson

 

Why not just shoot him?

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