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#34452
Just now, Hate said:

Yeah, I turned the phone and everything looking for that duck.

I buried my face in the phone.

 

#34455
9 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:
10 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:
This is Axl Rose.  
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I didn't know he could play piano.

Wait'll you find out about Darth Vader... 

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Sorry, I’m a Gen Xer.  This got me. IMG_2311.thumb.jpeg.50071d68d5688a32008b148135853b7c.jpeg

#34460
On 12/16/2023 at 11:14 AM, nnm said:

Hooters:  We’re going to have a contest to see who sells the most beer!  The winner of the context gets a Toyota!

(Waitress wins contest)

Psych! Here’s a Toy Yoda!

On April 1, 2001, Hooters held a beer sales contest for its employees, offering a Toyota as the grand prize. One employee, Jodee Berry, excelled in sales and won the contest. However, instead of receiving a car, she was given a toy Yoda with a note claiming the contest was an…

 

The toy Yoda has a current value of $63,225. The Toyota that she purchased got wrapped around a tree three and a half years later and is now in a landfill.

#34469
15 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

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I've got a friend whose email starts with dome@. He works for a European company and they won't change it.

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On 12/17/2023 at 10:05 PM, brakeman said:

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We had a conversation about this last night.   If Amazon was smart, they would offer different packaging or tape or something depending on what you ordered so you could just stick it under the tree and you'd know what was for who.   

I fucking hate wrapping gifts.'

 

#34488
3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

We had a conversation about this last night.   If Amazon was smart, they would offer different packaging or tape or something depending on what you ordered so you could just stick it under the tree and you'd know what was for who.   

I fucking hate wrapping gifts.'

 

Boys are Junior and Senior in HS.  All packages under tree are in the brown box they arrived in.  Some have a name written on them with a Sharpie.  Most my wife will just look at and tell us who it goes to on Christmas morning.  I'll wrap the two boxes I have for my wife, because I am not THAT stupid.

#34495

I'd like to think that AI's inability to get hands right was intentionally baked in so we'd always have a way of telling what isn't real. But it's not and we're all screwed.

#34496
5 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

Kid has got 2 fingers coming out of one knuckle 

That’s because Santa and Jesus hate him and made sure he couldn’t flip off his family in return.  He will be mocked and beaten when school resumes in January.  

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I know its probably in here at least 3 times, but IDGAF.  Too good to not rehash every once in a while.

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#34498
7 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

Kid has got 2 fingers coming out of one knuckle 

He has 6 fingers or 5 with no thumb. AI gonna AI

#34499
1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

I know its probably in here at least 3 times, but IDGAF.  Too good to not rehash every once in a while.

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Reminded me of this.

 

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